Tag Archives: Broadsheet Trailer Park

imperium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRs4S4xoWk

What you may need to know:

1. An FBI agent (Daniel Radcliffe) infiltrates a neo-Nazi terrorist group.

2.
“I’m not racist, but…” One for Daily Mail readers.

3. Speaking of which, this Farage business is like letting one go in a crowded sauna and then locking the door behind you.

4.
With Now You See Me 2 in cinemas now and Swiss Army Man out in the ether, Radcliffe’s been a busy boy.

5.
He can shave his head and cover himself in swastikas, but he’ll always be the Boy Scout with the unravelled prophylactic (“Ready for action”) to me.

6.
Broadsheet prognosis: You’re a grand wizard, Harry.

Release Date:
September 23.

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

Ouija(1)

What you may need to know:

1. A fake medium (Elizabeth Reaser) adds a new prop to her act with unsettling results

2.
Prequel to Stiles White’s critically panned box office hit from 2014.

3.
Quiet bit… LOUD NOISE. Repeat.

4.
Ouija: Origin of Evil is the third horror from writer/director Mike Flanagan (Hush, Before I Wake) this year. Quantity doesn’t equal quality. Just ask Woody Allen.

5.
Yes, that’s Elliott from ET the Extra Terrestrial.

6.
Broadsheet prognosis: Ouija ever give it a rest.

Release Date: October 21.

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

Sully

What you may need to know:

1. The story of Chelsey “Sully” Sullenberger (Tom Hanks), the pilot who landed an Airbus A320 with 155 passengers on the Hudson River in 2009..

2.
The Man with No Name directs the Man from Fed Ex.

3.
This all-American biopic from Hanks and Clint Eastwood might come to the attention of Oscar voters.

4. Next year, members of the Academy will include Idris Elba John Boyega and, um, Ice Cube (there’s one vote in the bag for Kevin Hart in Ride Along 2).

5.  There are nearly as many T-Hanx stories as there are Murricane stories. The Hanx ones are true.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: Oscar calling.

Release Date:
December 2.

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

The-Young-Offenders

What you may need to know:

1. A pair of la… A pair of lang… Two youths from Cork travel 160km on stolen bikes to look for an unrecovered bale of coke.

2. Debut comedy from Peter Foott (director of The Rubberbandits’ “Horse Outside”), based on the Mizen Head drugs seizure back in 2007.

3. Heroic choice of hairstyle from PJ Gallagher, in fairness.

4. Galwegians will get an early chance to see The Young Offenders when it premieres as part of the Film Fleadh on July 8.

5. Broadsheet prognosis: These people are scum, Joe.

Release Date:
September 16.

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

Mechanic

What you may need to know:

1.
Great, I have the NCT coming up in a few weeks and my wheels need aligning.

2. Here’s 90 minutes of Jason Statham scowling, shooting, stabbing, punching, kicking and blowing stuff up.

3.
Why? Because he’s The Stath.

4.
Tommy Lee Jones fills the Donald Sutherland “I’ll do owt for cash, me” role.

5.
This was shot back in 2014. The first Mechanic was shot in 2009 and released in 2011. Nothing says confidence like a two-year delay.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: The Bald and the Beautiful.

Release Date:
August 26.

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

reacher

 

What you may need to know:

1.
There’s not much going on in the news this morning, so let’s have a look at the new Jack Reacher trailer.

2. Reacher (Tom Cruise) returns to the headquarters of his old unit and finds himself accused of a 16-year-old homicide.

3. Cruise hasn’t changed in 25 years. Because lizards.

4. Fans of the Lee Child novels were furious when Cruise was cast as the 6ft5in Reacher. But the first movie grossed $218m.

5. Shooting probably involved a box for Cruise and a trench for Cobie Smulders.

6. Cruise will be seen next in Universal ‘s reboot of The Mummy (2017).

7. Broadsheet prognosis: Reach for the top shelf.

Release Date: 21 October.

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

Girl With All The Gifts

What you may need to know:

1. Post-apocalyptic zombie thriller. A virus has wiped out most of humanity and turned the survivors into flesh-eating “hungries”.

2.
Adaption of M.R. Carey’s best-selling novel. Directed by Colm McCarthy (Sherlock, Ripper Street).

3. Oh hai dystopian near-future. Long time, no see.

4. We do love Paddy Considine. We didn’t love his “dis dat dese and dose” Oirish priest from Peaky Blinders 3.

5.
Broadsheet prognosis: Om nom nom.

Release Date: 23 September.

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

Anthropoid

What you may need to know:

1. WWII drama about a Czechoslovakian resistance plot to assassinate Reinhard Heydrich, the architect of Hitler’s ‘Final Solution‘.

2. True story, yo.

3. Spoilers: Anything that could go wrong, did go wrong.

4. Cillian Murphy and Jamie Dornan? Steady ladies.

5.
Murphy’s Brummie accent is better than his Czech accent.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: Hello Nazi.

Release Date:
August 12 (US).

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

Storks

What you may need to know:

1. Storks stop delivering babies and start delivering packages for a massive online retailer instead. *Cough* Amazon.

2. Other multinational online retail monopolies are available.

3. Storks is the first animated movie from Nicholas Stoller, director of Forgetting Sarah Marshall (yay), The Muppets (double yay) and Bad Neighbours (oh).

4. With Andy Samberg, Kelsey Grammer, Jennifer Aniston, Key and Peele.

5. Broadsheet prognosis: Pregxit, stage left.

Release Date: October 14.

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)

Orange_is_the_New_Black_2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6O9rfoz0f8

What you may need to know:

1. A year ago this would have been great news.

2. But season 3 was too preoccupied with Piper and Alex (nobody cares anymore), and neglected the other inmates. At least Ruby Rose is out.

4. That last season was a real chore to get through. Piper running a used panty business? Crazy Eyes writing sci-fi erotica? Go home, OITNB, you’re drunk.

4. OITNB is a textbook example of a one-season show that’s outstayed its welcome.

5. But that’s the problem with a lot of US television. You can’t walk away from a hit.

6. And it’ll get worse – Netflix has already renewed OITNB through season 7.

7. Broadsheet prognosis: Orange you glad there’s only 4 seasons left?

Release Date: Available from Friday 17th June (Netflix).

(Mark writes about film and TV at ScreenTime.ie)