Journalists are not afraid to ask questions. We come from a variety of different media, vying for the best probing questions, competing with each other, to be first with new angles. Break stories. We don’t meet for coffee beforehand for chats. We are professionals, competitors.

— Fergal Bowers (@FergalBowers) August 3, 2021

This afternoon.

‘We don’t meet for coffee beforehand for chats.’

They’re all down the pub calling you a monumental misery pants.

Pause.

FIGHT!

Previously: Death Becomes Him