David Lester Mooney writes:
This description of a stool..for 55€ is very creative. It’s like the sales pitch in Wolf of Wall St. Essentially a stool with paint on it.
Untouched by the 21st century as far as conveniences for even the basic human decencies are concerned. Although, it is still habitable judging by the bed of rags, fag ends and bottles that used to adorn one corner.
Gallagher Quigley Estate agents there.
Re-inventing estate-agent speak.
(Thanks James Kelleher)