He’s only ickle.
Lanky psycho ref Darren Drysdale has apologised for squaring uplast night to compact 5ft 7ins Republic of Ireland and Ipswich midfielder Alan Judge (top).
After menacingly ghosting a ‘Glasgow Kiss’ toward Judge, the bald headcase then booked him, enlivening an otherwise dull goalless draw against Northampton.
‘One question: Can you see the f**king sky?’
An uncharacteristically shorn and lairy-looking Niall Quinn on the telly last night.
Via Highland Paddy
Fergus Finlay and Dusty the dolphin in Inis Oirr
The Herald reports:
The former Labour adviser was swimming around Inis Oirr harbour with his daughter and two grandchildren when the dolphin, known as Dusty, head-butted him full force in the upper thighs.
The dolphin was known for erratic attacks when she was in Co Clare, and since a move to Inis Oirr last year signs have been put up around the harbour warning swimmers to be careful.
“She came straight at me and sort of rammed me with her head into what I’d politely call my upper thighs and knocked me off my feet,” Mr Finlay told the Herald.
Barnardos chief Fergus Finlay ‘lucky’ after dolphin attack in Aran Islands (The Herald)
Pic: Fergus Finlay
Wait for it.