Garda Reservists in Templemore College, County Tipperary in 2014
Do you like to dress up in blue
And tell normal folk what to do?
Well if you’ve got the nerve
For the Garda Reserve
Then all of your dreams can come true.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
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Ceann Comhairle Seán Ó’Fearghaíl
A TD who’s no fashion plate
Is a menace to our little state
The lack of a tie
Makes the simple folk cry
We need pinstripes to make Ireland great.
John Moynes
RTÉ/Rollingnews
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Met Éireann would like you know
It’s about to turn freezing and so
Watch your step on the ice
For a fall’s never nice
And don’t drive too fast in the snow.
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Taoiseach Enda Kenny with Leo Varadkar (right( and Simon Coveney
Simon and Leo both say
That they’re not expecting delay
But both men must wait
To find out their fate
As Enda still won’t name the day.
John Moynes
Sam Boal/Rollingnews
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
A former slave, sometimes called Pat
Came back over here to say that
A shamrock, you see
Is both one and three
So paste it on all your cheap tat.
John Moynes
The whole system’s starting to creak
Beneath the great orange skinned freak
A court stopped his ban
Which enrages a man
Who thinks human rights make him look weak.
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
A scientist from a big school
Has said he supports the old rule
If food’s on the floor
For five seconds, no more
Then eat it. Don’t worry. It’s cool.
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
The Taoiseach has had to explain
Why won’t bring his shamrock by plane
A wee bit of snow
Means that plan’s a no-go
So he’ll have to make do with a train.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Some TV Producers have said
That a ginger pop singer called Ed
Will appear on their show
Which means, we all know
He’ll once more get stabbed in the head.
John Moynes
Montage: BBC
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes, is currently being crowdfunded. You can support John’s work here.
The launch of The ‘Anti Austerity Alliance – People Before Profit’ party, October 8, 2015
When you’re slipping behind in the game
Don’t change tack, just adopt a new name
And let the whole world
Watch your new flag unfurled
And then carry on just the same
John Moynes
Pic via Richard Boyd Barrett
