Michael Healy Rae TD (left) and Danny Healy Rae TD
So some of our deputies think
That it’s okay to fill up with drink
And then go for a drive
You won’t just be alive
You’ll be happy and quite in the pink.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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Members of the women’s national football team at a press conference in Liberty Hall yesterday
Some ladies are losing their poise
And making a shrill frightful noise
And letting it show
That none of them know
That soccer’s a game just for boys.
John Moynes
Pic: Inpho
Meanwhile…
Chief Executive of the FAI, John Delaney, has been elected to the UEFA executive committee at their Annual Congress in Helsinki #rtesport
— RTÉ Sport (@RTEsport) April 5, 2017
Good times.
The Church Of England has accused The National Trust and Cadbury of ‘airbrushing faith’.
This Easter is anyone brave
Enough to take a stand and save
Traditional sweets
Or are Our Lord’s treats
With Cadbury in the grave?
John Moynes
Pic; The National Trust
North Korea leader Kim Jong Un (left) and US President Donal Trump
Old Trump struck a menacing tone
When he said he’ll take Kim on alone
But he’ll cause no unease
Among the Chinese
As his penchant for bullshit’s well known.
John Moynes
Heuston station this morning as secondary picketing takes place at several locations associated with the Bus Éireann dispute
All cabinet ministers are
Awarded a driver and car
So they say “laissez faire”
For why would you care
About little folk when you’re a tsar?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Passing Out Parade, Garda College, Templemore, County Tipperary in 2015
The papers are now all abuzz
With scandals concerning the fuzz
To build up a stash
Of wrongly lodged cash
Is just what an officer does.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Spare a thought for the poor northern bloke
Who picks up a chilled can of coke
What he tastes in the can
May have spilled from a man
It’s enough to make anyone choke.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Today’s UK Daily Mail
When Great Britain wakes up and begs
For news then the tabloid world’s dregs
Are certain to fail
For those at the Mail
Have just learned that women have legs.
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (including Imposters, above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Minister for Transport Shane Ross
Some air bosses are asking why
Ross showed up and then said goodbye
Their proposals are just
On his shelf, gathering dust
If he’s winging it why should they try?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (including Imposters, above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
US President Donald Trump at a rally in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday
The fate of a nation’s healthcare
Is suddenly up in the air
They can’t reach accord
And the president’s bored
It’s all gone the shape of a pear.
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (including Imposters, above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.