Is the light box at Newgrange as old
As we’ve been traditionally told
Or did O’Kelly make
An ingenious fake
To lure tourists and get at their gold?
John Moynes
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A blue corn empanada filled with fried grasshoppers at a food stall in Mexico
This Christmas let’s sit down to eat
A wriggling chitinous treat
With omega 3
And vitamin C
And hopefully six or more feet.
John Moynes
Pic: Alamy
A fancy chef called Michel Roux
Who cooks and sells overpriced stew
Adds thirteen percent
Of which not a bit went
To his overworked underpaid crew.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
I open the papers to see
That Limerick is the place to be
To have a good time
Swap some of your slime
And come home with an STD.
John Moynes
Some boffins now claim they have shown
Why we lack a genital bone
Monogamy means
We don’t need the genes
For support in our down below zone.
John Moynes
Actress Lynda Carter during a ceremony as the UN named ‘Wonder Woman’ its Honorary Ambassador for the Empowerment of Women and Girls in October.
This bad news comes from the UN
A woman gets picked on again
After fighting for rights
While wearing sheer tights
She gets fired by a panel of men.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty Images
That outspoken man about town
McGregor now looks quite the clown
He posed for a shot
But somehow did not
See his newspaper was upside down.
John Moynes
Pic via The NotoriousMMA
Location’s the deciding thing
When buying an engagement ring
In Cavan they’re small,
Hardly costing at all,
But a Cork man spends cash like a King.
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
The next time you meet a giraffe
Be sure to take a photograph
For experts have said
That they’ll soon all be dead
Which will not be cause for a laugh.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty