Two government officials were executed by anti-aircraft gunfire in North Korea
Remember that chap Ri Yong Jin?
He committed a horrible sin
When business arose
He started to doze
And now sleeps in history’s dustbin.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
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That talented funnyman Gene
Has sadly departed the scene
He’d bring tears to your eyes
With one of his sighs
Or the way he’d pronounce ‘Fronkensteen‘.
John Moynes
WATCH THIS: Even The Outtakes Are Classy
Pics: 20th Century Fox
250 years old: The Long Hall, South Great George’s Street, Dublin 2
There’s a pub that has been the downfall
Of many a well planned pub crawl
When you find that your feet
Grow tired on George’s Street
And you stay the night in the Long Hall.
John Moynes
Pic: Rollingnews
To judge in a gown and a wig
Is a decently rewarded gig
And if you transport
To more than one court
Your expenses can be rather big.
John Moynes
Pic: Rollingnews
France’s burkini ban has challenged Muslim integration and French secular values
I prefer to speak well of the French
But they’re causing a hideous stench
One’s clothes on the beach
Should be beyond the reach
Of the state. Don’t let fascists retrench.
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
Brendan O’Carroll as Agnes Brown in Mrs Brown’s Boys
It’s nice to see Mrs Brown’s Boys
Go to Britain and make a big noise
It will brighten your day
In an old fashioned way
And spread its traditional joys.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
A bright spark from Clapham called Matt
Went to Kerry and decided that
He’d dress like a priest
And act like a beast
And let the world know he’s a twat.
John Moynes
Pic: RTÉ
We live in a wonderful time
For fans of Victorian crime
For now you can see
If your family tree
Has roots that are coated in grime.
John Moynes
Independent TD Danny Healy Rae
That civilised chap, Healy-Rae,
Waves climate change worries away
He’s such a bright spark
He knows Noah’s Ark
Proves we won’t face a global doomsday.
John Moynes
Rollingnews