It’s time for us all to bewail
This worrying, heartbreaking tale
The result today comes
For the big test in sums
And twenty percent of them fail.
John Moynes
Pic via Dublin School of Grinds
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In a search for the friendliest place
Two Irish towns made a good case
But why can’t you see
The banks of the Lee
On this list? Why it’s such a disgrace.
John Moynes
Pic: CNN
A convenient, punctual bus
Is treasured by each one of us
But without a pay hike
They may go on strike
Thus causing a terrible fuss.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Éamon de Valera
Dev said no to the IRB
Beneath a fine horse chestnut tree
It’s why he was not
By firing squad shot
An escape that filled Ireland with glee
John Moynes
Pic via RTÉ
Shane Ross, Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport
The pundits are getting quite cross
With the underperforming Shane Ross
They’re making the claim
He sees each foreign game
But beyond that does not give a toss.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Donald Trump addresses a rally in North Carolina yesterday
An American Supreme Court Judge
Once appointed is tricky to budge
If Donald can’t say
“Just go out and slay”
He can at least give you a nudge.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Eric Clapton and a 28-pound Salmon caught in Iceland
Its every old rock hero’s wish
To capture a very big fish
There’s only one flaw
An Icelandic law
Let the salmon escape Eric’s dish.
John Moynes
Pic: Vatnsdalsa.is
A fellow called Akihito
Who’s eighty two years old you know
Is the number one man
In all of Japan
But he’s hinted he may have to go.
John Moynes
Illustration: CNN
Irish boxer Michael O’Reilly
In Rio have we any hope
Of beating the Russians? Well nope
We’ve the passion and heat
It takes to compete
But so far we’ve only one dope.
John Moynes
Pic: RTÉ
