US Vice president Joe Biden with Taoiseach Enda Kenny in Washington DC last March
Bidenmania’s coming and so
It’s time that we get up and go
To form a big crowd
And cheer very loud
For that wonderful Number Two, Joe.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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If you like to harshly opine
And post your conclusions online
Then read this report
For it seems that such tort
Can lead to a rather large fine.
John Moynes
One thing that we all like to see
Is a nice piping hot cup of tea
But poindexters say
That over-hot tay
Can increase your morbidity.
John Moynes
Pic: Alamy stock
Donald Trump visiting Ireland in 2014
Spare a thought for the poor folk of Clare
Where despondency hangs in the air
They’re facing the news
That a man with daft views
Has said that he won’t visit there.
John Moynes
Pic via Irish Central
So this time the health nazis say
That you can’t have a puff while you play
But a smoke on a swing
Is the perfect thing
For a toddler who’s had a tough day.
John Moynes
Bears in Shari town, island of Hokkaido, Japan
If you’re heading east then take care
For Japan has a prefecture where
If you don’t move quick
You could be the picnic
For a ravenous man-eating bear.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
I’m baffled, outraged and perplexed
To read that young Irish folk sext
When I was a lad
We did nothing bad
Whatever will they think of next?
John Moynes
Former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern
An argument over a wall
At which people slap a small ball
Has turned somewhat dirty
So they’ve all sent for Bertie
And he’s selflessly answered the call.
John Moynes
Rollingnews