RTÉ’s Ryan Tubridy and Miriam O’Callaghan
If you like to sit down and see,
Fine programming on your TV,
Remember the stars,
All deserve nicer cars,
And go pay off your license fee.
John Moynes
(Photocall Ireland)
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Catherine McGuinness (right) and community garda Kerrie Sullivan yesterday
We’ll see whinging and quite a few tears,
As the No side face all their worst fears,
They’re bound to object,
That’s it’s just not correct,
For the guards to be nice to the queers.
John Moynes
(Pat Sharpe)
On Countdown some folks find it hard,
To put something long on their card,
But only the thick,
Would reach for their dick,
In an effort to shock the old guard.
John Moynes
(Telegraph)
It’s time we sat down to discuss,
What to do if UKIP makes a fuss,
It’s easy to see,
We need a Plan B,
If England wins freedom from us.
John Moynes
(EU)
Dundrum Town Centre during flooding, 2011
Though millions of shoppers have come,
To splash all their cash in Dundrum,
The planners declare,
No more building there,
Or to flooding the town will succumb.
John Moynes
(Pic: Kieran O’Boyle)
It’s the nineties all over again
As Clinton kicks off her campaign,
She’ll promise and boast
As she tours coast to coast,
To get back on the gravy train.
John Moynes
Good news for those who miss white fish,
As it looks like you’ll soon get your wish,
We left some alive,
And they’ve started to thrive,
So pile more cod onto your dish.
John Moynes
(Guardian)