In Stradbally the culchies are now,
Meeting up just to watch someone plough,
They stand there all day,
Drinking gallons of tay,
And enjoy it, but I can’t see how.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall ireland)
In Stradbally the culchies are now,
Meeting up just to watch someone plough,
They stand there all day,
Drinking gallons of tay,
And enjoy it, but I can’t see how.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall ireland)

The increasingly odd Tony Blair,
Has flown a strange kite in the air,
He says to bring peace,
We need to increase,
The forces we send over there.
John Moynes
(PA)
The unfinished former Anglo headquarters in Dublin on Tuesday
Any day now the great and the good,
Will be called in to see if they could,
In some way pass the buck,
And make themselves look,
Like prophets, just misunderstood.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
The audience shouted and cheered,
As on stage the contestants appeared,
Each daring to bare,
Their fine facial hair,
As they tried to win Britain’s best beard.
John Moynes
Pic: Western Gazette
Brendan Gleeson and John Michael McDonagh
McDonagh, who’s kind of a Brit,
Thinks Calvary should be a hit,
It isn’t, that’s true,
So he’s blaming you,
And saying his colleagues are shit.
John Moynes
(Pic: Entertainment.ie)
If you want to know what’s to be viewed,
In Drumshanbo, the highlights include,
A few dangly bits
And uncovered tits,
Because everyone there’s in the nude.
John Moynes
(BBC)
Dave Cameron has won the day,
He’s persuaded the Scottish to stay,
He stole their hearts, so,
They’re all voting No,
They won’t risk their Union, no way.
John Moynes
(Express)
In Limerick a giant old dear,
Is filling the city with fear,
As she roams through the town
Trampling everything down,
As part of their cultural year.
John Moynes
(Royal de Luxe)
This morning at the LRC,
Both parties began to agree,
There won’t be a strike,
So you don’t need your bike,
When travelling from A to B.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)