Goats roam the Welsh town of Llandudno yesterday during the coronavirus lockdown
For weeks we’ve been locked up all day
With nothing to do or to say
Now we’ve got anecdotes
Of a town full of goats
And right now that’s cause to shout “Hooray”
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On this date in eighteen ninety nine
It was France’s big moment to shine
So they showed of their power
By opening a tower
With a curious metal design
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The Impossible Burger was one of the first plant based meat alternatives
It’s really an impressive feat
To make vegetables look like meat
So boffins now make
A mushroomy steak
Is that something that you’d want to eat?
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Tim Martin, Chairman of Weatherspoons pub chain, came under fire as he said the company would not cover staff wages from the coronavirus
A gammon-faced arsehole called Tim
(Who’s unpleasant and seriously dim)
Thinks it’s a good laugh
To shit on his staff
His soul, like his pubs, is just grim.
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Pic: Catering Today
O’Connell Street, Dublin 1 yesterday
Though there’s plenty of bad news around
This country won’t crash to the ground
You’ll soon go back to work
For a capitalist jerk
As our fundaments are all still sound
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Northern Ireland First mInister Arlene Foster (left) and Deputy First Minister Michelle O’ Neill yesterday
The Stormont executive choose
The shops that the public can use
But can people go on
With off licenses gone?
It’s a diktat that doesn’t amuse.
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The five-metre albino Burmese python captured at a Gold Coast, Australia home
If you’re suffering fear and heartache
And you don’t know how much your can take
Then don’t open your door
In case, on the floor
There’s a five metre long Burmese snake
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Pic: Tony Harrison
North Korea fired two projectiles at the weekend that appeared to be short-range ballistic missiles into the sea off the east coast of the Korean peninsula
All right thinking people agree
It’s time to stand up to the sea
And bould Kilm Jong Un
Is the only one
To fill all of our hearts with glee
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The numbers of African black rhinos – a a species driven to near extinction – have risen by several hundred
Far away on an African plain
Black rhinos are roaming again
While it may seem a hoot
To go there and shoot
Some big game I’d ask you to refrain
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US Democrat Presidential hopefuls Joe Biden (left) and Bernie Sanders during a CNN debate on Tuesday night
Lately there’s been some concern
About Primaries, later we’ll learn
If Sanders will go
And leave the race to Joe
Or if he’ll continue to Bern
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