Delicious cake for us?

No.

You really shouldn’t have, scamps.

They didn’t..

Thanks to whoever made it!

It’s a stock photo..

Because we forgot to celebrate our ninth birthday yesterday!

Nine years.

Happy birthday to all our readers, commenters, contributors, ‘staff’- especially Olga – and even (wags right index finger) them troll-y fellas.

As we always say: This time next year, Rodney.

And have a little cry.