Delicious cake for us?
No.
You really shouldn’t have, scamps.
They didn’t..
Thanks to whoever made it!
It’s a stock photo..
Because we forgot to celebrate our ninth birthday yesterday!
Nine years.
Happy birthday to all our readers, commenters, contributors, ‘staff’- especially Olga – and even (wags right index finger) them troll-y fellas.
As we always say: This time next year, Rodney.
And have a little cry.
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Happy Birthday lads and ladies!
Thank you, GiggidyGoo
champagne for everyone !
Hic. Thanks, Janet, from everyone.
Happy birthday folks!
Your arse is only drooping a little and it still looks fab.
Too true, though a little nose hair trimming wouldn’t go amiss.
Thank you, Millie, for the buttock-quivering kindness you’ve always shown us.
9 eh? i suppose that explains why you think you know everything and all we get is lip. and no, you can’t have an xbox.
hahahah
And Santys watching
Nine years for web-based news sites is like 63 in newspaper years. Well done all. And if LoveIn is worth €10m, you’re all millionaires. [paper millionaires mind, but who needs those fancy cribs/wheels/keels]
Thanks, eoin, you could claim a cut at this stage.
– https://youtu.be/nfopYJpQ-Fo
Gratulerer med dagen!
Takk skal du ha, Papi.
Happy birthday. Thanks for 9 years of entertainment/ keeping me informed but not feeling the recent years of bizarre conspiracy theories. Focus on everything you do best.
Happy birthday to all at Broadsheet Towers! Where would I spend time without you :0)
you’re supposed to be minding the nipper..
Thank you Clampers, hope all is well with Mrs Clampers and Clampers Jnr.
Cheers Bodger, and Scottser… they’re doing super :)
But mainly thanks for the hundreds of genius headline puns!
+1 and many, many more
Gearóid, thank you from myself, Niall, Olga, Nick and Aaron.
Thanks for all the good times!
Bertie, thank you (for the music also)
Happy birthday, BS!
Thank you, Rudy.
You shouldn’t of
*twitch*
Happy Birthday Broadsters!
Thanks, Hoop, for all your tips and whatnot.
You stared redacted in the eye and he blinked
thank you.
Dav, thank you from all of us.
P.S. Cough drops on a cake?
Throat lozenge, in baking circles.
Chocolate chips poorly photographed with too much flash.
Happy Birthday folks.
Thanks, Newsjustin,
…your pop up ads with a 5 second countdown are depressing.
Got a Boyles sports one just now. I don’t mind ads, I dislike full screen ads on my iPhone that take 5 seconds to close.
Bad
Sorry, Roger, are you on android or ios?
android and I’m getting them too for Wish shopping websites
Ron, we’re on it. Sorry.
I don’t mind the ass myself. I think they do well, and are not annoying. Most have a ‘X’ or ‘Close’ button anyway :) …hope they pays de bills!!
…and the phones back button skips the ad too, just did it there :)
“I don’t mind the ass myself.”
Paging Dr Freud…..
Charger is obviously on ios- probably a white one with gold colour trimmings..
Anyways Broadsheet- you really don’t look your age- no more than 7- all those lasered vein treatments, vampire facials, dental implants, hair plugs and Botox look great.
xx.
Thank you, some old quare, never change. Inside.
Well done Broadsheet! Keep up the great work.
Thank you, ReporBertie.
63 in dog years btw
delighted to have been, albeit just a lickle ickle ticklish part,
of the place.
xV
Thank you, V.
Happy birthday Broadsheet! I missed it too.
I blame Q-Anon.
When’s it going to start to happen?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon
https://qanon.pub/
https://twitter.com/trueeyethespy?lang=en
Let them eat cake….
Trust the plan.
Q Baby is growing up and is nearly a Q tween.
Happy birthday BS.
;)
congratulations all. you’ve made something to be very proud of.
Always welcome. Brother.
…hah…wonderful Broadsheet…9…always thought you were hot…
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Broadsheet
Happy Birthday to you
There, I’ve sung it. Now blow out the candles
And ditto to all 98 of Bodger’s acknowlegements from me, too!
Broadsheet would be a lesser place without your skillful moderation skills, dear Chompsky.
Not just mine, Millie!
9 years! Well done and congrats guys.
Good on ye..!! Thanks for all and happy birthday number 9…
Yay!!!
Thank you for the days, those endless days, those sacred days…
Thank you, Otis, for your literary and non-fiction contributions.
This time next year hopefully some things will have changed- for the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9VYKrtziSg
Take a bow BS, nine like a fine wine! Happy birthday and thanks for all the stellar work.
Thank you, Lilly.
Well done all and happy birthday.
Thanks, Johnny, for the great columns.
Happy Birthday and congratulations to all at Broadsheet, we would be lost without ye!
(Does the doggo with the top hat have a name?)
Liam, no. It’s just called the Broadsheet dog. Maybe we’ll have a competition and give him a name one of the days
Congratulations, onwards and upwards!
Ta, Baz.
Happy birthday fuppsticks
Thank you, Harry!
Happy birthday BS.
Never before have so few done so much to keep us all informed and entertained on a daily basis.
I have a feeling this year will be the year of ‘the sheet’.
Keep up the great work lads. It’s important ye do.
Cheers, Johnny.
I know how you feel Kieran :(
It’s only one day, Steph.
Hahaha Bodger, I just felt for Kieran and his blankness, there’s many a time when I’ve had nothing to say but I wanted to say it anyway!*
* I’ve never known a Kieran in my life, consequently I’m not speaking on his/her behalf – with or without a fada over my a.
P.S. Happy Birthday to you all and keep it lit – you’re a beacon of…
Hehehehehehe
Happy birthday!
Thank you, Broadbag
Happy Birthday and well done to all concerned.
(See what I did there, as would be said around here ?!)
Seriously – Congrats !
F.
Happy birthday. An enjoyable site to while away down times at work. Which are less and less these days….
Happy birthday to one of my favourite websites.
Cheers, Daisy.
As always, can’t turn in without turning on D’Sheet to see how the world looks through those ever knowing eyes. So lucky I get in there before the 1st rolls around to say thanks for the glorious Sheet. 9 years of sheet scrolling is worth more than most Phds out there. Keep spilling the digital ink folks.
Hicksonian, thank you very much.
Happy birthday BS , you’re a force for good, would love to see more coverage over the weekends as opposed to (mostly ) just the Sat/Sun papers.
Susan, thank you, we’re looking at the weekends.
+1
The weekends are the most unmoderated with the least content but overall I think a review of the week post would be good as an interim.
Otherwise I wouldn’t change much other than bringing back BOTTY.tv which seemed to be getting into its stride when it was canned. Maybe less frequent episodes and more variety in contributors for that.
Overall I think the slightly heavier moderation ( though sometimes maddeningly inconsistent) has greatly improved the site and as BB said below we would all like to contribute sometimes in return for the great work you do.
I can’t believe I missed your belated birthday celebrations! It was this post that brought you to my attention: https://www.broadsheet.ie/2011/04/01/unecessarily-long-distance-photo-of-large-fire-in-terenure/ and I’ve been an avid reader ever since.
Keep doing what you are doing, as an ex-pat living in that there London your site helps me to keep in touch with what’s going on at home – and the wonderful mix of news, current affairs, uncovering of nefarious doings, cartoons, choons and miscellaneous other weird and wonderful posts makes your site a must visit whenever I have few minutes to spare.
Very grateful, H
i know it comes up every time we have an ‘occasion’ but would you not consider a patreon yoke. i think it can be anonymous etc so there wouldn’t be any compromise etc. if nothing else, i’d like to stand a round for the BS crew every now and again – as would many other, i’d say
A round? Cheap bastard
+€100
H your post prompted me to wander through old posts on from the Terenure one you mentioned.
Wonderful stuff in the Broadsheet archive.
Winner so far is Mmm. Boobs – next time I’m in Tesco!