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Members of St Patrick’s Catholic Youths Football Club [CYFC] Ringsend have created a nude calendar involving players and groundstaff in aid of Our Lady’s Hospice in Blackrock.
The last of the 2015 calendars are going for €10 and can be bought from any club member or at The Irishtown House, in Irishtown; The Bath pub on Bath Avenue; or Slattery’s Pub in Beggars Bush, all in Dublin 4.
Ah go on.