Books People Pretended To Read In 2010

What you said: “Even though the title gave the end away I read it in one sitting hoping Skippy would live. Marsupials will never look the same again.”

Alternative Title: Portrait Of The Artist As A Dead Bush Kangaroo

What you said: “I read it one sitting on an extremely uncomfortable chair hoping it would end bleakly. I wasn’t disappointed. Rooms will never look the same again.”

Alternative Title: Va-Va-Room

What you said: “I read it in one sitting unaware that it was 800 pages long. Freedom will never look the same again.”

Alternative Title: Cry Eunnui

What you said: “I read these short stories in one long sitting surrounded by my family, whose very emptiness echoed the emptiness at the heart of this page-turner. Fullness will never look the same again.”

Alternative Title: The Family’s Empties

Lisa Hannigan’s Christmas Salad

INGREDIENTS

1 butternut squash

1 teaspoon cumin

1 teaspoon smoked paprika

A good pinch of cayenne

1 tablespoon olive oil

Big handful of puy lentils, rinsed

A big bowl of baby spinach and rocket

Half a packet of feta, crumbled

A small handful of pumpkin seeds

DRESSING

1 shallot chopped finely

1 tablespoon white wine vinegar

Handful of fresh mint, chopped finely

2 tablespoons olive oil

1/2 teaspoon mustard

1/2 teaspoon sugar

Salt, pepper

METHOD

Preheat oven to 200 degrees. Halve and peel the butternut squash, scoop out the seeds and chop into inch-sized chunks. In a roasting tray, toss the squash with the cumin, paprika, cayenne and oil. Roast in oven for about 45 minutes, taking them out half way through to mix about a bit.

While that’s cooking, cover the lentils in water and boil for 20-25 minutes. Drain and rinse with cold water.

Whisk all the dressing ingredients together and set aside.

In a big serving dish, mix the salad leaves, the lentils, the crumbled feta, the warm roasted squash and toss in the dressing. Garnish with a sprinkling of pumpkin seeds.

Cookin’ Around The Christmas Tree (The Ticket, Irish Times)

They Got Cars Big As Bars. They Got Rivers Of Gold.

Which is why an estimated 30,000 legal and undocumented Irish went to New York in 2010.

Paul Finnegan, executive director of the Irish Centre in Queens, said requests for advice and assistance have increased tenfold in the past year.

“I look around and I know that there are young men and women there that would not have the opportunity to get a green card.

“I’m not saying that they’ve overstayed their visitor’s visa, I’m just saying that I’m observing huge numbers that I have not seen in before.”

Watch here:

Fields Of Athenry: “This Is Not A Rugby Song.”

It’s about the famine, apparently.

“It tells a story of the famine,” says the song’s author Pete st John. “If people want to hang other things on The Fields of Athenry, that’s their business. It was never my intention . . . and I hate it.”

Blimey. Next they’ll be saying Molly Malone is about a prostitute who dies of consumption.

Celebrating A ‘Song For The People’ (Irish Times)