Will cyclists soon see the day
Where they manage to keep cars at bay?
Such a law passed in France
But there’s quite a good chance
Ross will claim that he can’t find a way.
John Moynes
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What I find amazing, truly amazing, is John Moynes’ stamina in the face of the universal hatred of his work.
FAKE NEWS. I like it. So take your “universal” and shove it up yer hewp.
I second this. Moynes has come full circle. I like.
don’t ya listen to B S on the Tele? Most read Irish poet now once a day every day 7 years
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I don’t think his stuff is that bad -it’s remarkably consistent, actually, and as Janet notes, his fame speaks for itself.
have to give a big MINUS 1 to this one
I really like his stuff
Woehah, hold on now Tim. I read and enjoy John’s stuff everyday with me cornflakes. Don’t upset my routine.
Paddy is not apathetic about this!
The heck are you talking about? Love John’s limericks.
IT paywall. F*k1n showera s71tes
if you open an incognito or private browser, you can read to your heart’s content
Can I have your babies….
Swooon
…I think John gets his Da to write some of these…last week he tried to rhyme ‘look’ with ‘muck’…there is only one place in Ireland where look rhymes with muck…;)
Is there? Is that not most of Ireland?
…where John’s Da is from they definitely pronounce ‘look’ as ‘luck’…while in D8 they say ‘fook’…
Ah, I pronounce it the wrong way then. Dang.
+1
I enjoy the Limericks, keep up the good work :)
‘Tis not something Shane Ross would do
Keeping distance between cars and you
But you can if you like,
Take the lane with your bike
Where there’s not enough room there for two.
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Hugging the kerb isn’t the best option, especially near a pinch point.