Let us tell you about recession.
Johnny Ronan’s got his eye on the lady in the pink.
(PhotoCall Ireland: taken literally minutes ago)
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‘Can I lean on your crossbar, garda?’
‘That’s no crossbar.’
Etc.
(Photocall Ireland)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC6dxgLk0GY&NR=1
We’ve put a pony on him to win tonight.
Check out his all-conquering presentation.
From the same thinking that gave you ‘Ireland Inc’, ‘Going Forward’ and ‘Smart Economy’.
‘Your Country, Your Call’
Have €500,000 to “implement” two of of these ideas:
Brody Sweeney : Create a “super brand” to market Irish tourism and food.
Neil Leyden: Ireland to become a global media hub through the creation of an Irish Content Industry Association.
Gordan Hyland: The establishment of an intellectual property-based financial securities market.
Peter Enda Kavanagh: The installation of solar electricity generation panels on existing wind farms.
Cianán Clancy and Colm Mac Fhlannacha: A Data Island Strategy, to build a “world-beating entrepreneurial and innovation ecosystem around digital services aimed at positioning Ireland at the forefront of its associated spin-off industries”.
Rejected: Broadsheet’s proposal to pull €50 billion from our assholes.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESCOJVkTrMQ&feature=player_embedded#
Yes, it’s the Imperial March from Star Wars.
The Ride of The Valkyries would also have been good.
Seriously though. Capes are a real ‘mare in a stiff breeze, aren’t they?