“Two 999s, please.”
Yesterday afternoon.
Kate Middleton and her dead mother-in-law (with their security detail) make the cover of Newsweek.
Is nothing sacred?
Diana would never have worn a fascinator.

This morning’s Irish Daily Mail front page.
The 3,636 premium calls, made from inside Leinster House, helped ensure Michael Healy-Rae (above with his father Jackie Healy Rae, a member of the Dail at the time), won the 2007 RTE Reality show ‘Celebrities Go Wild’:

The calls cost the state €2,639.
An oireachtas statement in the Irish Daily Mail:
“In 2007 a spike in calls to a 1513 number was brought to our attention by our telecoms provider and as a result all calls to that number were subsequently blocked. In total 3,636 calls to 1513 717107 were made from the Oireachtas phone system. Each incurred a charge of 60 cents, plus VAT, giving a total of 2,639. That charge was paid by the House of the Oireachtas Service in accordance with contractual obligations.”
Michael Healy Rae told RTE R1’s Morning Ireland: “I’m not responsible for or how people voted.”
So, why are we only hearing about this now?
Michael Healy-Rae, who was Mayor of Kerry at the time of the TV show, took his father’s seat in Kerry South at the last election. He is also – hilariously – on the Citizen’s Advice Board, appointed by the last government on the orders of his dad.
It pays him a stipend of €5,985 plus expenses a year, on top of his Dail salary of around €92,000.
Last week, Joan Burton threatened to “use the law” to oust him from the board.
Instead, someone discovered a four-year-old phone bill…


After Glastonbury.
Business as usual on the highest grossing and most tax-efficient tour in rock history.
U2 Steps Back Into The Past: Electrifying East Lansing Crowd (The Detroit News)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co9daspLu8c
Proof, if required, that there’s nothing simple about Apple’s design.
The iCloud logo: proportioned according to the 1:1.6 Golden Ratio of aesthetic beauty on both the inner and outer surfaces of the cloud.
Resistance is futile.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8DbLWAXvU
UPDATE: more art bollocks from self-parodying visual artist Charlotte Young at last February’s Ignite Festival in London.
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