Monthly Archives: June 2011

Haunting: Georgia Salpa
Knuttell-esque: Vogue Williams
Pouchy: Glenda and Irish Mickey and Minnie Mouse dolls
“Actually…”: Rozanna Purcell, Miss Universe Ireland.
Marty Morrisey

‘Yikes!’ scarcely does it justice.

A homegrown answer to the Steve Buscemi’s eyes meme.

From this week’s issue of The Dubliner (with tonight’s Evening Herald).

Attention, swordsmen of the world. A decade of childless shenanigans awaits you.

It’s called RISUG (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) and it’s recently been shown to be 100% effective for a minimum of 10 years with no side-effects and complete reversibility.

The thing that makes RISUG so effective is that it is not a drug, it’s a polymer – a positively-charged polymer to be precise. Sperm, you see, are negatively charged – so when they travel past the polymer as they pass through the vas deferens – they get zapped. Obviously the catch is that the polymer must be injected into the vas deferens via the scrotum – but the 15-minute procedure is probably a lot less painful than it sounds… and much less painful than childbirth.

New Birth Control Treatment For Men is Believed to Be 100% Effective for 10 Years, With a Small Catch (Über Review)

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Oh Anonymous, now you’re for it…

NATO leaders have been warned that Wikileaks-loving ‘hacktivist’ collective Anonymous could pose a threat to member states’ security, following recent attacks on the US Chamber of Commerce and defence contractor HBGary – and promise to ‘persecute’ its members.

In a toughly-worded draft report to the NATO Parliamentary Assembly, General Rapporteur Lord Jopling claims that the loose-knit, leaderless group is “becoming more and more sophisticated”, and “could potentially hack into sensitive government, military, and corporate files”.

NATO report threatens to ‘persecute’ Anonymous (Thinq)

The NATO Draft Report

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