Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guards! Just slip them over your ears before you go to bed at night and you’ll wake up revitalized, refreshed and ear-bug free! After all, ears are meant for hearing not housing! Two vinyl guards with snug-fit elastic on each illustrated card. One size fits all.
Available from Archie McPhee. They don’t ship internationally though so we’re improvising with rubber bands and clingfilm.