This mystery film-maker Sam,
Really does not give a damn.
He’s no film connoisseur,
He’s just trying to stir,
Up the people who do not eat ham.
Unless you can do better.
Oh yes, it’s Thursday blasphemy ‘Rick off.
A final pair of tickets to the Secret Garden Beer Festival in Dundrum, Co Dublin, THIS WEEKEND to giveaway.
Lines close at 3pm
Yes, you could be here:
I suspect his real name’s “Im Becile” –
‘Cos it’s clear from his B-movie reel
That this “Sam” is a Schmo
For depicting ol’ Mo
As a whoremong’ring pedofile heel