L-r: Rob Jones (Missing Andy), Jason Kavanagh (Genius Footwear) and Alex Greaves (Missing Andy) at the Genius Footwear first birthday ‘hooley’.
Or boots.
Barry writes:
“Last week Genius in Exchequer St, Dublin celebrated their first birthday. They had a hooley in the shop and a UK band called Missing Andy played and we all had a great time.
Anyway, enough of what I did last Thursday, here’s the pitch. We have a pair of Base London shoes or boots to giveaway. They are priced from about €110 to €140 and the winner can pick any shoes or boots that they like!! The best caption for the photo above wins the shoes/boots…”
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“We don’t normally do this”
Photographer says “Give us a twirl!”
Beards are shoes for the faces, and sometimes you need help with tying the laces.
“So… should we give him the boot?”
‘Ooo, boots you Sir’
“The moustache wax hardened, the 2 men took hold and with the power of denim and leather, proceeded to lift the bearded messiah up off the ground. Then the sky bled and the seas boiled.”
Elaborate canine smuggling attempt foiled – The dog has been returned to its overjoyed elderly owner
‘What looked like a moustache was in fact… tiny hairy arms, fantastic!’
“Isn’t that Brian Kennedy”
Heyiz, though
“The year is 1975. A young Senator David Norris convinces the lads that his facial hair is, in fact, real. He will never be seen clean-shaven again.”
“A true gentleman gets others to twirl his moustache for him.”
“Sure, the moustache didn’t quite match that of Albert Einsteins, but he did show some amount of Genius by shopping in this particular store”
Wearers of filthy shoes are hereby de-hipstered with a tweek on the beard.
Beards and denim, boots of leather,
Keep us warm through winter weather.
So mustache pulling has no effect on you, eh? Then it’s time for the finger! Now tell me, WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY PENNY FARTHING??
get yer hands off my ‘stache
Officer, I have accosted this train robber. He has no arms so I dragged him here by his whiskers
Give him the Boot or Shoe Nuff he must dash.
Theif caught by a whisker in Dublin shoe shop given the boot by staff.
You know how to whistle, don’t you Jason? You just get two blokes to draw aside your ridiculous moustache, and blow.
Assets Models Photocall; Genius Footwear Birthday Bash
Keith Duffy inspects Brian Kennedy’s latest efforts at being down with the kids, whilst Alex from Missing Andy shows him just how small his knob really is.
Two tassel loafers with every wing tip!
“I wouldn’t dare leave the house without my team of facial hair stylists”.
Genius is…. getting others to twirl ones bootiful mustache
We can tell what he had for lunch by picking the crumbs out of his whiskers
or
I don’t mean to nitpick, but this beard is lousy!
The Three Stooges.
Twist and Shout
Gwet Dees dassboles daway rom ma pace dand wird!!!
Moustache decides to grow hipsters
Boots’A bos
Grow what ya father gave ya
The pubic lice.
They’ve adapted.
Does this beard come free with the boots?
The members of Missing Andy thought the joke was “pull my finger” but this was just ridiculous. Judging by the face of Rob as Jason followed through on this one.
Twiz is Genius !
give us a new pair of boots or the tache gets it
Sole trader brought to heel by a whisker.
When Jason said his nee boots made him feel like he walking on air, we didn’t think he meant literally!
*new
“I saw my Granny tune in a radio once, I’m pretty sure this is what you do”
Sod this. Anyone fancy a pint?
smeg gits!
SHOE….SHOE…. SHOE!!!!!…..Get away from my beard *ba-dum cha*
There’s 3 stooges, but only 1 Genius.
If you have an inquiry in any of our produces, you moustache this guy!!
You can’t beat a good beard and a GREAT pair of shoes
Maybe the beard is born with them, maybe it’s maybeline!!!
Shoes which side you’re on!
Shoes which side you’re on!
So George Clooney’s bride isn’t the only beard to hit the headlines this week….
A pointy mustache doesn’t make you a genius but it helps
‘Man caught in act of Sabot- tache’ sabotage being the shoes worn by French peasants who flung them into machinery during the Industrial Revolution to break the machines from which we get sabotage…. Lookit I think its funny…
Sorry that should read sabot being the shoes worn by French peasants… Am I reduced to this? Dredging up 18th century French footwear as it relates to the industrial revolution in a feeble attempt to get a new pair of brogues… Seriously… That said, I REALLY need a new pair of shoes…
“In the year of ‘peak beard’, these crazy hipsters attempt to pull off their friend’s moustache”
Twist & Shop…
who let the dog out
I mustache to Genius for my new shoes
wot a load of cobblers!
Beard specialists Missing Andy get to grips with the Genius party-on-the-face of Mr Jason Kavanagh. No beard was harmed in the taking of this photograph.
Can you handle-
bar-moustachethis?Nope, I got nothing.
I moustache down to Genius and check out the shoes!!
Beard Gardens, now with 30% less hipster!
Geniuses tying up the wrong laces
Does it come in a 12?
The third musketeer won’t swap his moustache for any pair of shoes.
Every good genius needs the right facial hair
#thisisgenius
Every good genius needs the right facial hair
#thisisgenius
Caught the cat by the whiskers!
Moustache hair *is* incredibly moreish.
Straight laced Jones & Greaves: “We moustache you if your moustache is real?”
Kavanagh: “I’m a frayed knot, but if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.”
Straight laced Jones & Greaves:“Ah, StilettoUs know when they’re Birk-en-stock…”
Kavanagh: “Geni-Us men sure do like a good pun. A toes to the winner! End of Coverse-ation. Sole long, see ya leather.”
I hate when Im wearing my apple bottom jeans and can’t find my boots with the fur ..
This hot hipster tragically lost both his arms, leaving him facing a horrific fate filled with fuzzy face. His mates twirled his tash, but you won’t believe what they did next to “Give him a hand”…
They searched that beard high and low but alas, they were still missing Andy
I have nothing to declare but my shoewear!
Considering them guys an’t so Bootylicious and I look like puss in boots – I clearly deserve the boots
Why does a guy who works for ‘Genius Footwear’ have such filthy shoes?
The cat’s whiskers and the Klingon twins !
Lads, This is not what I meant when I said Pinching the Pennies!. The cheek of ye!
‘Three idiots who don’t know how to buy clothes which actually fit are spotted in over-priced, pretentious Dublin shoe shop.’
The End.
T’was the week before October,
And and all through the land,
People tipsy and sober,
Turned up for the band.
“Who are they?” one said,
“Where do they get their shoes?”
From Genius it was shouted,
Broadsheet broke the news.
A mustache was the star
Of the hooley that night,
And the two rogues that twirled it,
Went home high as a kite!
There’s shoes up for grabs,
From Base London no less,
I could do with a new pair,
I need some finesse!
Bring your pet hipster for a walk, you don’t need a lead with the mustachioed breed!
Beards are the curtains to the windows of the soul, or you could just check his shoes.