Her eyes closed tight, her mouth contorted and she let out a slow, sensual moan of blissful ecstasy. She did enjoy a Werther’s Original.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 12, 2015
She thrashed about for hours, her arms bound above her head, unable to see or cry for help. Gran always struggled to get her jumper off.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 12, 2015
I was shocked to open the door and see a frenzied, urgent, heaving mass of bodies. There’s nothing like the post office on pension day.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 9, 2015
She drooled and wriggled with excitement. She’d never had two men at once. Meals on Wheels must have hired more staff
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 7, 2015
In case you missed it (it’s been around for weeks) behold the 50 Shades Of Gran twitter feed. To wit:
Erotica for the over 80s
There’s also an accompanying blog.
(H/T: Marsupial)
Mani?
My thoughts exactly.
I’d never commit to such a tired trope.
Ahem.
you’re on the short strokes already dude.