By film editor Adam Harum
Previously: 50 Shades Of Steve Buscemi
Tag Archives: 50 Shades Of Grey
Her eyes closed tight, her mouth contorted and she let out a slow, sensual moan of blissful ecstasy. She did enjoy a Werther’s Original.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 12, 2015
She thrashed about for hours, her arms bound above her head, unable to see or cry for help. Gran always struggled to get her jumper off.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 12, 2015
I was shocked to open the door and see a frenzied, urgent, heaving mass of bodies. There’s nothing like the post office on pension day.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 9, 2015
She drooled and wriggled with excitement. She’d never had two men at once. Meals on Wheels must have hired more staff
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 7, 2015
In case you missed it (it’s been around for weeks) behold the 50 Shades Of Gran twitter feed. To wit:
Erotica for the over 80s
There’s also an accompanying blog.
(H/T: Marsupial)
Spanky Panky
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Vic Barry of The Movie Bit writes:
Hi Broadsheet people. We’re teaming up with The Reel cinema in Blackpool, Cork to give readers an opportunity to get their very own private screening of Fifty Shades Of Grey for themselves and ten friends. Female readers are being asked to get hold of their own Mr.Grey, and record him reciting one of Christian Grey’s famous lines.
(a) Laters, Baby
(b) I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living sh*t out of you.
(c) I do believe you’re making my palm twitch
Here now. Steady on.
More details here.
Brock ‘the man of a kajillion voices’ Baker performs a select reading of the erotic novel in 50 different voices (some genuinely decent), from Christopher Walken and Yoda to Zoidberg, Gilbert Gottfried and Peter Griffin.
(NSFW: loud erotica and occasionally questionable take-offs)
Between Shades of Grey is about a Lithuanian girl called Lina whose town is taken over by the Soviets. One night she, her mother and her brother Jonas are hauled on to a cattle car and their fight for survival starts. As they travel through Russia they make friends, enemies and they meet people they will never forget.
Between Shades Of Grey (The Guardian/Children’s Books, Review)
Ooer.
Thanks James Dargan Ward