Would Your Mother Like These?

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Does she deserve them?

Read on.

Joanne writes:

We have a box of delicious Lindor chocolate created by Lindt master chocolatier to give every Mum her Lindor ‘moment of bliss’ and a beautiful bouquets of flowers from Flowers by Moira created by Jenny Murphy who won a Gold Medal at the Chelsea Flower Show to giveaway. We are looking for the best confession. To enter just complete this sentence.

I would like to apologise to my mother because______________________________

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66 thoughts on “Would Your Mother Like These?

  1. Cool_Hand_Lucan

    I would like to apologise to my mother because I robbed £10 from her handbag when she was asleep to pay for a taxi for my drunken teenage girlfriend to get home after said girlfriend raided my mother’s drinks cabinet. Sorry mum!

  2. Menace

    I had a gaff party about ten years ago ago and one of my friends leaned against our wall and it fell over. She blamed a delivery van as well as the craftsmanship of the fine traveller community who built it after I had pieced it back together without cement and left it until she noticed it 6 months later. Sorry ma!

  3. ZeligIsJaded

    I would like to apologise to my mother because these balls are manky. All I have for ya Ma is manky balls! I’m sorry.

  4. TK Ickle

    I would like to apologise to my mother because I broke her heart so many, many times when I was younger.

  5. Paolo

    Lindt buy palm oil from companies that clear thousands of acres of virgin forest in Burma and other tropical paradises.

  6. fluffybiscuits

    I would like to apologise for the time I wrote drunkenly on her facebook ‘Im sorry for tearing your ***** apart” or the time I told her the English equivelant in French of “look at my nipples” when she believed she was ordering food in Paris…sorry mam thats why the waiter laughed!!!

  7. Bejayziz

    ehhh who won the 5 Lamps Brewery competition a while back where people had to comment on what they thought their new porter would be called, for a free case I believe….no winner was announced from what i remember?

  8. garthicus

    I would like to apologise to my mother because the money I would have spent on her flowers and chocs went on a Cheltenham accumulator that was set to win until Annie Power fell at the last fence, now she’ll have to settle for a handshake unless I win this super prize :-)

  9. LeDubFrog

    I would like to apologise to my mother because no parent needs to find their son asleep on the kitchen table, clad only in his boxers, in the early hours of a Tuesday morning.

  10. Gary

    I would like to apologise to my mother because i accidentally told her i was Gay 10 minutes before she had to go to a family gathering with my Dad. Needless to say she wasn’t fully present to the relatives, id say her head was spinning. We laugh about it now thankfully.

  11. ahjayzis

    “Jenny Murphy who won a Gold Medal at the Chelsea Flower Show to giveaway.” That’s legally BINDING!

    I would like to apologise to my mother because last Christmas I shamed her after finding three empty boxes of this exact chocolate stowed under her bed from when she spent all of Stephen’s Day recuperating from the dinner making day before…

  12. Horselover Bat

    I would like to apologise to my mother because I bought a drum kit when I was 15, without her knowledge, with the money my dead granny left me. I’ll never forget the look of horror on her face, as I started to lug it all through the hall door, aided by my mate and his dad, who helped me transport it home. The subsequent years must’ve been a trial for her, especially since our next door neighbour was also a drummer.

      1. Horselover Bat

        More like intense-drum-offs rather than jams……It was a very testosterone fuelled time for me.

  13. Mick Flavin

    I would like to apologise to my mother for sharing the following anecdote:

    She once asked a staff member in what was then Quinnsworth if they had any Aborigines. After puzzled looks and a few follow-up questions the young man helpfully led her to the aubergines…

  14. Slightly Bemused

    I would like to apologise to my mother because …she passed away and I don’t visit her grave enough. The chocolates will help me assuage my grief….

  15. Em

    I would like to apologise to my mother because in my teens, I once swiped half a bottle of vodka from her drinks cabinet and topped it up with water…I think that same bottle is still there somewhere…

  16. CoolAsACucumber

    I would like to apologise to my mother because…. I still bring my washing home (born ’85)

  17. VV

    I would like to apologies to the Ma because one time I had a session the night before Mother’s Day and someone burnt holes in our new trampoline however I blamed it on the cat and my mother was so upset (she knew it was me) she ended up spending the day cleaning the gutters to avoid us….she needs this!

  18. Kieran NYC

    I would like to apologise to my mother because I’m missing yet another Mother’s Day to go with the numerous birthdays and other family occasions. She tries to downplay it but I know it makes her sad. Only regret about living here, especially as the parents get older.

  19. schweddy

    I would like to apologise to my mother because about once every 2 months I visit my parents and spend a weekend eating them out of house and home! And the mother makes her lasagne (my favourite meal of hers) when she knows I’m coming home which is just a really thoughtful mammy thing to do!

  20. paul

    I would like to apologise to my mother for eating her Christmas present she left behind while visiting (twas a box of chocolates) she keeps asking bout it and I keep pretending that I forgot them, soreee

  21. juicy fruit

    because I said I would be returning from australia next year but have decided to stay there…..sorry mum!

  22. Eimear

    I would like to apologise to my mother because she once came home from visiting her own sick mother in beaumont and, upon trying to use the downstairs bathroom found the door blocked by my charming self, passed out. When the door whacking off my inert body woke me up I wobbled upright and asked her what she was doing in Spy (Lost Society now), told her she was cooler than I thought before passing out again. She carried me to bed and left a pint of water beside me for the morning. Sorry mam!

  23. Janet

    I would like to apolagies to my Mother for every grey hair on her long suffering Irish Mammies head..

  24. Lilly

    I would like to apologise to my mother for losing my granny’s fur coat in Reynards one night.

  25. Pray For Mojo

    I would like to apologise to my mother for hiding her hairbrush when I was eight- I could not handle another tortuous round of “detangling”. Jaysus I was a right little b. Sorry mammy.

  26. macGafraidh

    I want to apologise to my mother because the last time I spoke to her was a few years ago in her home in the UK where I was an absolute Jackass to her and she’s making the effort to come over and see me and my daughter for mothers Day .. It would be the least I / you could do.

  27. Andyourpointiswhatexactly

    I would like to apologise to my mother for not winning this competition.

  28. Nessy

    I would like to apologise to my mother because I probably won’t win these chocolates and she’ll be without her chocolate sugar fix this mother’s day

  29. Gord

    I would like to apologise to my mother for all the “Tipp-Ex” stains she had to wash out.
    Of everything.

  30. Trudi

    I would like to apologise to my mother because I’ve been telling her I’m moving home from Australia “in the next 3 months” but I’m actually thinking about staying. EEEEEK. Flowers and chocolates will soften the blow (hopefully).

  31. Francis Almond

    I would like to apologise to my mother because… sucking off dad in the box room was a BAD idea

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