Fancy A Crafty One?

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The White Hag brewery stand at the RDS this afternoon.

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The Irish Craft Beer and Whiskey festival is back this weekend until Tuesday, in Hall 1 of the RDS, Ballsbridge, Dublin 4.

The controversial brew crew from The White Hag in Sligo are launching a sour beer in addition to the existing seven from their range.

The Hag’s Bob Coggins writes:

We have  2 (yes TWO) tickets for any one day of the weekend, plus some samples of our finest beers for a lucky broadsheet reader. To enter, simply complete this sentence:

‘I desperately need to get out of the gaff  [house, lodgings, basement, etc] for a craft beer this weekend because…………………….’

Lines MUST close at 5.45pm 6.30pm

Winner will be notified this evening.

The winner is Scottser:

‘I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because after sorting the mammy out with some flowers and fixing her curtain poles, and organising a nice massage for my daughter’s mammy, i have no cash till payday next week. please white hag brewery, save me from a four-pack of dutch gold…

Thanks all.

White Hag Brewery

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22 thoughts on “Fancy A Crafty One?

  1. scottser

    ‘I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because after sorting the mammy out with some flowers and fixing her curtain poles, and organising a nice massage for my daughter’s mammy, i have no cash till payday next week. please white hag brewery, save me from a four-pack of dutch gold..

  2. jeremy kyle

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because my old mate Jason Voorhees is calling over tonight and he’d only murder a few pints, so he would.

  3. bertie blenkinsop

    I want to prove to my boss that I am in fact capable of organising a piss up in a brewery.

  4. Stephen

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I turn 37 oN Saturday which is a terrible age because it’s not old enough to warrant a massive 40th birthday party and yet too old to have any friends who will come out binge drinking with me all day tomorrow.

  5. Joe the Lion

    ‘I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because…………………….’

    YOKES ARE ILLEGAL AGAIN

  6. Sean Dev

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because all my beer friends have emigrated and need to make new beer friends and I’ve no beer money.

  7. Tarfton Clax

    Because it’s my wedding anniversary on Saturday and I need to have a surprise organised and I have done nothing.

  8. Psydeshow

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I’m a complete hopster, but since everyone is all over regular craft beer now I need to find new beers to be condescending to others about. (that and woe is me etc etc etc).

  9. Dualtagh Walsh

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I’m in serious need of practice before the madness on Saint Patricks Day

  10. Irish Lass

    I desperatly need to get out
    Of the gaff, so give me a shout
    When i win these tix
    Off you Broadsheet pr**ks
    I’ll show you whos a craft lout.

  11. sqoid

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I’ll be lynched if it was thought I bought tickets myself the weekend of Mother’s day and this will leave me within good striking distance to the crowds watching the rugby in Ballsbridge

  12. Jay Merman

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I think my carbon monoxide detector may be broken and these daytime naps keep getting longer and longer

  13. Brian Clarke

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because the wife will have me doing nothing but DIY this weekend if I can’t escape. Also I can’t find anywhere that sells your imperial stout near me.

  14. ksa

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because…………………….’
    I am at the age where I think town will be too packed to celebrate Paddy’s weekend and I’d like to go somewhere classier-and since the word ‘festival’ is in there-it feels a little more grown up to go along to try some Searbh Rua!
    Plus my spacebar is not working properly on my keyboard – so a lot of pressing buttons and effort has gone into writing this message, another reason to consider my request.

  15. winstonia

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I’ve just got a new haircut and jacket that I won’t button all the way up so it will look like a cape and thus saving button footprints all over the world. This message needs to be spread at the crafty fest

    Plus I need to up my collection of ironic crafty tshirts

  16. TK ickle

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because after all those yokes the other night the walls in my house are still lime green jelly and trying to suck me into them. They nearly got me once!

  17. Twunt

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because my business partners are trying to take my company from me.

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