Fancy A Crafty One?

22 thoughts on “Fancy A Crafty One?”

1. scottser March 13, 2015 at 4:45 pm

   ‘I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because after sorting the mammy out with some flowers and fixing her curtain poles, and organising a nice massage for my daughter’s mammy, i have no cash till payday next week. please white hag brewery, save me from a four-pack of dutch gold..
   1. Joe the Lion March 13, 2015 at 5:02 pm

      buy that man an orange!
      1. scottser March 13, 2015 at 5:12 pm

         oranges are no use to me.
2. jeremy kyle March 13, 2015 at 4:49 pm

   I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because my old mate Jason Voorhees is calling over tonight and he’d only murder a few pints, so he would.
3. Rep March 13, 2015 at 4:49 pm

   Lucinda Creighton’s my housemate.
4. Birneybau2 March 13, 2015 at 4:55 pm

   I’m an alcoholic. And broke.
5. bertie blenkinsop March 13, 2015 at 5:01 pm

   I want to prove to my boss that I am in fact capable of organising a piss up in a brewery.
6. Stephen March 13, 2015 at 5:03 pm

   I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I turn 37 oN Saturday which is a terrible age because it’s not old enough to warrant a massive 40th birthday party and yet too old to have any friends who will come out binge drinking with me all day tomorrow.
7. Joe the Lion March 13, 2015 at 5:03 pm

   ‘I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because…………………….’

   YOKES ARE ILLEGAL AGAIN
8. Sean Dev March 13, 2015 at 5:03 pm

   I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because all my beer friends have emigrated and need to make new beer friends and I’ve no beer money.
9. Tarfton Clax March 13, 2015 at 5:06 pm

   Because it’s my wedding anniversary on Saturday and I need to have a surprise organised and I have done nothing.
10. Psydeshow March 13, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I’m a complete hopster, but since everyone is all over regular craft beer now I need to find new beers to be condescending to others about. (that and woe is me etc etc etc).
11. Dualtagh Walsh March 13, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I’m in serious need of practice before the madness on Saint Patricks Day
12. Irish Lass March 13, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    I desperatly need to get out
    Of the gaff, so give me a shout
    When i win these tix
    Off you Broadsheet pr**ks
    I’ll show you whos a craft lout.
13. sqoid March 13, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I’ll be lynched if it was thought I bought tickets myself the weekend of Mother’s day and this will leave me within good striking distance to the crowds watching the rugby in Ballsbridge
14. Jay Merman March 13, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I think my carbon monoxide detector may be broken and these daytime naps keep getting longer and longer
15. Helen 2.0 March 13, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    Because the irish land league are house sitting for free!
16. Brian Clarke March 13, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because the wife will have me doing nothing but DIY this weekend if I can’t escape. Also I can’t find anywhere that sells your imperial stout near me.
17. ksa March 13, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because…………………….’
    I am at the age where I think town will be too packed to celebrate Paddy’s weekend and I’d like to go somewhere classier-and since the word ‘festival’ is in there-it feels a little more grown up to go along to try some Searbh Rua!
    Plus my spacebar is not working properly on my keyboard – so a lot of pressing buttons and effort has gone into writing this message, another reason to consider my request.
18. winstonia March 13, 2015 at 6:12 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because I’ve just got a new haircut and jacket that I won’t button all the way up so it will look like a cape and thus saving button footprints all over the world. This message needs to be spread at the crafty fest

    Plus I need to up my collection of ironic crafty tshirts
19. TK ickle March 13, 2015 at 6:17 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because after all those yokes the other night the walls in my house are still lime green jelly and trying to suck me into them. They nearly got me once!
20. Twunt March 13, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    I desperately need to get out of the gaff for a craft beer this weekend because my business partners are trying to take my company from me.

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