We’re Going To Need A Longer Longship

29 thoughts on “We’re Going To Need A Longer Longship”

1. Carlos the Conspiracy Theorist March 31, 2015 at 1:08 pm

   I wonder if that’s really the queue for Viking Extras. Maybe those people have been hired just to stand there and be seen on the camera? Somebody should do a background check! I’ll get my lunch voucher.
2. Mr. T. March 31, 2015 at 1:34 pm

   Idiots would do anything to get on TV.
   1. jb March 31, 2015 at 1:41 pm

      Says Mr.T.
   2. Drogg March 31, 2015 at 1:51 pm

      They pay and there is a lot of people unemployed at the moment so it kinda makes sense the queue is so long.
   3. Rob_G March 31, 2015 at 2:17 pm

      I worked as an extra while I was in college – great pay, and most of the time you were sitting round in the sunshine having the craic with the lads, it’s a grand job altogether.
      1. Spaghetti Hoop March 31, 2015 at 2:23 pm

         +1
         The Fair City pay was Fairly Sh*tty though.
         1. Joe the Lion March 31, 2015 at 2:49 pm

            You better Bela-eve it
   4. Vote Rep #1 March 31, 2015 at 2:19 pm

      Mt T is jealous he can’t grow a beard
3. B March 31, 2015 at 2:05 pm

   It is one of the most boring shows on tv
   1. Custo March 31, 2015 at 2:38 pm

      I think every episode has been almost exactly the same.

      I tend to skip forward through the numerous drawn out shite bits, and then forget about it for weeks on end.
   2. Clampers Outside! March 31, 2015 at 2:42 pm

      Eh?

      Well, I’ve enjoyed it to date, very much.
      1. Drogg March 31, 2015 at 4:56 pm

         Me too.
4. Sheila March 31, 2015 at 2:32 pm

   Real beards!! Grrrr. No manicured hipster beards here, no way sir.
   1. scottser March 31, 2015 at 5:17 pm

      yep, and the manky plugholes to prove it.
5. everybody March 31, 2015 at 2:45 pm

   Ireland has a lot of these jobless heavy metal dudes with bad facial hair and cheap cloths?
   1. Spaghetti Hoop March 31, 2015 at 2:52 pm

      Maybe they like the absorbency?
      http://www.beaucaremedical.co.uk/uploads/images/products/jay50_20121010033115.jpg
   2. Zarathustra March 31, 2015 at 2:59 pm

      I hope they don’t go berserk if they’re not successful, there’ll be horns and hair everywhere.
   3. dhaughton99 March 31, 2015 at 3:05 pm

      Would you give them a job?
      1. Zarathustra March 31, 2015 at 4:23 pm

         Not at the same time.
6. Joe the Lion March 31, 2015 at 2:51 pm

   This ain’t no disco
7. Digs March 31, 2015 at 3:23 pm

   Xrustys
8. Mani March 31, 2015 at 4:17 pm

   Christ. Some of those photos. You can hear women’s legs snap shut within a 5 county radius.
   1. Spaghetti Hoop March 31, 2015 at 4:18 pm

      And you’d know.
      1. Mani March 31, 2015 at 4:20 pm

         Yes. That’s implied surely.
      2. Joe the Lion March 31, 2015 at 4:24 pm

         Lough Ree oh Lough Ree where the three counties meet
         1. Spaghetti Hoop March 31, 2015 at 4:25 pm

            How long did that take ya? ;)
            1. Joe the Lion March 31, 2015 at 5:08 pm

               I got it yesterday but for some reason BS blocked my response which was:

               I remember the day that the Bear O’Shea
               Fell into a concrete stairs
               What the Horseface said, when he saw him dead
               Well, it wasn’t what the rich call prayers
         2. Mani March 31, 2015 at 4:29 pm

            …He looked like a Viking so I gave him a teat
            O fair maiden, said he, could you not give me more?
            My bosom it swelled, so I opened my door
            Which is a metaphor plain for my own sweet vagine
            Oh my virginal viking your love was divine
            If I have just one note, twas a little bit brief
            You gave only one thrust before getting relief.
9. Rowsdower March 31, 2015 at 4:47 pm

   Fibbers must be quiet now, maybe they could try cleaning it.

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