I don’t care which tipple you choose,
Just go out and panic-buy booze,
And stash what you chose,
Before the pubs close,
If you’re sober tomorrow you lose.
John Moynes
(Photocall Ireland)
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Everything. As It Happens.
“Close”.
Moynes, you are a monster.
thanks for the reminder!
An immature land of extremes
Whose annual recurring memes
relate to the whinge
that we must panic binge
Lest the church ruin our alcohol dreams.
Instead of just telling the clerics
To quit with their needless hysterics
We plan to be sly
And get in our supply
Like kids, with our smuggled sweets cherished
Top marks ;)
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Total poo
Have you no shame?