Mmm.
Columbo’s Missus writes:
Didn’t even bother trying to remove the vomit stains…well at least I hope they are vomit stains…
Everything. As It Happens.
Mmm.
Columbo’s Missus writes:
Didn’t even bother trying to remove the vomit stains…well at least I hope they are vomit stains…
looks more like it’s actually a fabric pattern on a duvet cover…
Yes, they are in squares… just unfortunately not very well contrasted in the photo.
Do they… kinda look like…. y’know…
Unborn babies?
From the ring of a bull
Painters sheet, no?
Painters radio, if you’re a true gent.
They’re obviously the droppings of the giant vulture that perches above you as you sleep. Look closely and you’ll see I’m right.
Bedbug droppings. Don’t ask how i know.