Marty Morrissey
This morning lets all give a hearty,
Three cheers to our bould hero Marty,
Who gave his best shot,
But somehow did not,
Get his hole at an Olympic party.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/RollingNews.ie)
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Tone of the Limerick is wrong, all wrong… that’s our Marty !
He should have just offered to spin straw into gold for her.
Ha!!!
Auld rumpled4skin!
Sure jaysus that story has been doing the rounds in Killinamuck GAA clubs for donkeys boi. Some man for one man hai
Marty is a painful commentator.
As soon as I realised he was on the mic for the Ulster final, I switched over to BBC NI.
Having said that, he isn’t helped by the likes of Martin Kearney and Tommy ‘Tom’ Carr on co-comm.
A newspaper famed for non-stories, (*)
Ran a tale of tanned former glories.
It was back in O four,
Has relevance no more.
Who cares for Marty’s failed Amores.
(*) http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/marty-morrissey-i-used-my-worst-pick-up-line-on-cindy-crawford-31391702.html
Well played sir
+awesome
*Brandishes crucifix*
nice teeth
About as much talent as a spoon.
So they give him another radio show to do…
Couldn’t even be ar#ed wearing a tie to Bill-o’s funeral (even Dunphy wore one, ffs) and where he was photographed Superglued beside a former Miss Ireland.
Another from the green pool of ooze that’s meant to be some sort of ‘talent’ in Ireland….
You still owe him an apology, Joe.
Ahhhh… Why did I click through and read that article. Pointless. The Fu**king Indo….What a rag!
+1
Gives rags a bad name…
He’s a goofy looking bast**d it has to be said.