‘The Right Handle Bar Is Bent Inwards’

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Another Trek gone.

Hugh Golden writes:

“I know you wouldn’t even DREAM of doing this normally, but my bike (above) got robbed by ‘youths’ in [Dublin] town on Friday night, and it’s making me sad. I would appreciate it terribly if everyone kept an eye out for it. These bikes have a habit of popping back up around Dublin. At the time of whippage, the right handle bar was bent inwards. It also has a very distinct glow from being loved so much.”

Anyone?

12 thoughts on “‘The Right Handle Bar Is Bent Inwards’

  1. Supercrazyprices

    Your intensely irritating use of English is disappointing. Also, does anyone say please and thank you anymore? It’s all entitlement and expectation.

    Like we’re going to keep an eye out for your bike.

    1. Scooperman

      ‘I would appreciate it terribly’ I think the sentiment of ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ are impluied in this. Also I found the overall tone reasonanbly humble and quite amusing (unlike my comment) you grumpy c***

    2. Hugh

      Forgive my sense of entitlement, “Supercrazyprices”. Don’t worry, you’re excused from keeping a conscientious eye out, on the grounds of being an absolute geebag.

    3. pedeyw

      Did you previously have high expectations of Hugh Golden’s use of the English language?

  2. dhaughton99

    Sorry to hear.

    Between this and the dog killings, Dublin’s starting to turn into a right s**thole.

  3. Frank

    I’m always curious as to what kind of lock was broken by the gougers that steal these bikes.

    That would be useful information.

    Or what was it locked to?

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