It seems that the world’s favourite frog,
Must return to his swamp and his log,
He’ll no longer get jiggy,
With the beautiful Piggy,
Now he’s dating a second rate hog.
John Moynes
(Guardian)
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I was never a fan of Miss Piggy anyway. She was a bit mean to poor ol’ Kermit.
She’s massive wagon all right
and him already having a fling? he’s no saint. and as for miss piggy, as muppets go i would.
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Won’t someone please think of the little Frigs….. no Pogs….. wait, were there any offspring from this illicit relationship?
In Muppet Christmas Carol, they have male frog and female pig children. Though one of them is played by Kermit’s nephew Robin.
“Though one of them is played by Kermit’s nephew Robin.”
Like they thought we wouldn’t notice.
To be fair, Kermit was playing Bob Cratchit and Piggy was playing Emily, so those young frog and pig muppets could have been anyone’s children.
I always assumed they just fancied each other and that was it.
What’s green, four inches long & smells of pork….
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