14 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Clampers Outside!

    “male discrepancy stress” …..wtf!

    * Runs out and buys a Ferrarri… the peddles are closer together and easier to drive if you’re small in height and have small feminine feet… so says Clarkson *

    Fixed Now !

  2. Davos

    Poor old Chris is the Butt of this piece.
    While his stature will never increase,
    He was high on emotion,
    When he ferried the ocean,
    With fans fawning like pawns at his knees.

  3. Spaghetti Hoop

    I believe this is just spring-boarding on a silly season non-story just to have a dig at Christy Burg.

    Small men actually do alright. Look at Tony Robinson.

  4. Stewart Curry

    Would you not give Chris de Burgh a break? He hurt himself really badly while painting his house last week. He fell off a ladder after inhaling paint fumes and becoming high on emulsion.

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