Chess piece-sized crooner Chris De Burgh
This morning’s news may just appall,
If you know a man who is small,
He’s bound to delight,
In starting a fight,
So stick with a chap who is tall.
John Moynes
Pic: Independent.co.uk
Chess piece-sized crooner Chris De Burgh
This morning’s news may just appall,
If you know a man who is small,
He’s bound to delight,
In starting a fight,
So stick with a chap who is tall.
John Moynes
Pic: Independent.co.uk
This morning’s news may
justappall,….
There, fixed it. Or is it just me?
+1
Much better.
+1 You got the rhythm Mikey
Soz.
Appal
As in “this metre will appal.”
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“male discrepancy stress” …..wtf!
* Runs out and buys a Ferrarri… the peddles are closer together and easier to drive if you’re small in height and have small feminine feet… so says Clarkson *
Fixed Now !
Poor old Chris is the Butt of this piece.
While his stature will never increase,
He was high on emotion,
When he ferried the ocean,
With fans fawning like pawns at his knees.
I believe this is just spring-boarding on a silly season non-story just to have a dig at Christy Burg.
Small men actually do alright. Look at Tony Robinson.
*snort*
Would you not give Chris de Burgh a break? He hurt himself really badly while painting his house last week. He fell off a ladder after inhaling paint fumes and becoming high on emulsion.
He’s OK, he landed on a Soft Vinyl Matt
Did he use the best stripper in town?
I like to think he’s making fun of himself with that photo
Who’s babysitting those chess pieces?