Punta Bellena, the main strip in Magaluf, Majorca, Spain
The citizens of Magaluf,
Felt their city was getting too rough,
So they’ve clamped down on brawls,
And endless pub crawls,
Now they reckon they’re doing enough.
John Moynes
(Getty)
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Lads in nappies? Is that what ‘Party Man’ has sunk to?
Look at the bloke in the nappy
He appears to be quite happy
Standards have sunk
Cos they all get that drunk
And now its all flappy!
I understand that when you’re drinking
You need often to go for a tinkling
But to be that unhappy
To put on a nappy
Means men’s standards are slowly sinking.
What utter crap these Limericks are.
I thought whilst driving my car,