The alleged location of an underground H-bomb test in North Korea
In a move that is certain to spook,
The West, our man let off a nuke,
So now Kim Jong-un,
Can have lots of fun,
Watching everyone cower and puke.
John Moynes
(Reuters)
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It’s seems that in far flung Pyongyang
Their hopes of the future now hang
On a fellow named Kim
Who seems a bit dim
And wants progress to go with a bang.
While many go hungry and cold,
the people must do as they’re told
Cos Kim wants his nukes
and ignores the rebukes
Watching mushroom clouds from his stronghold.
I’m not worried bout tensions been taughter
And don’t fret for your son or your daughter
Sure Hydrogens not bad
You should in fact be glad
Cause without it we wouldn’t have water.
*embarrassed face, I’m such a nerd