A Limerick A Day

at

subway

A judge in Wisconsin called Lynn,
Has ruled it a terrible sin,
If a sandwich is cut,
An inch less than a foot,
She’ll fine you and put it in the bin.

John Moynes

Subway

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4 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day”

  1. Clampers Outside!

    Litigious to the max!

    And the ruling / payout…. “The judge approved $520,000 in lawyers fees and $500 for each of the 10 individuals who brought the class action, but no monetary claims were awarded.”

    Imagine going through that for $500… or €460!
    Twats.

    1. Deluded

      “It was difficult to prove monetary damages, because everybody ate the evidence,” said Thomas Zimmerman, a lawyer for the plaintiffs.

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