24 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Barry the Hatchet

    Haha yeah, people with vaginas can’t be tough, haha women are such wimps.

    God UFC is awful.

    1. ReproBertie

      Given how many women compete in the UFC I think your ire would be better aimed at Frankie Edgar than the sport in general.

      1. Anomanomanom

        I don’t like the sport myself but clearly your talking out of your bum hole or maybe your just a snob looking down on something because you don’t like it.

        1. ahjayzis

          Yeah that’s probably it.

          Mental note;

          Enjoying chavs knocking the poo out of each other in a chipper = scumbags
          Enjoying chavs knocking the poo out of each other in an arena = sports enthusiast

          1. meadowlark

            Is it just UFC that you dislike, or would you categorise boxing similarly?

            Not much of a UFC fan, or boxing for that matter, I’m just curious.

          2. Anomanomanom

            So trained athletes, in many form of martial arts are chavs. Also chavs, That’s a very English word and the post was about an irish fighter.

          3. ahjayzis

            Anom, hun. I don’t want to alarm you – but your entire post there was written in English x

    1. Bertie Blenkinsop

      It’s a handy shortcut though when introduced to strangers…
      If they tell you they like UFC you can just write them off immediately and move on.

        1. bertie blenkinsop

          “The meaning of Persian Flaw comes from a long time ago. The Persian tribe members worked together to weave carpets that would tell their story of trials and tribulations. Just one princely Persian carpet would take years to complete with help of many tribe members to achieve a perfect Persian carpet. The Persians believed only God or a higher power was perfect in all aspects and to show this carpet makers would intentionally place flaws or mistakes in the carpet.”

          I’m thinking it’s something similar with you Don :)

          1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            I think I am* ahjyasis…

            (*lies, I’m totally smitten with the big charmer now)

  2. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

    God, it’s so hackneyed you can’t even be mad about it. Also, incorrect given that penises are hardly known for their durability.

  3. ReproBertie

    So Gilbert Burns (Brazilian JiuJitsu World Champion 2011), Holly Holm (Undisputed World Welterweight champion (boxing)), Lyoto Machida (Pan-American Karate Champion) and Ronda Rousey (Olympic Bronze medalist, World Silver medalist and back to back Pan American Judo Champion) are chavs and scummers (as are their fans) once they step into the octagon?

    You don’t have to like it, you clearly don’t understand the attraction but spare us the giant brush you use to tar all those who do.

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