60 thoughts on “‘Bent As An S-Hook’

  1. Tony

    In fairness, its not bad advice- 3sum, or move on. Lolly also gives his/her personal view which they are entitled to do. And in fairness, the hubby is not giving any to the missus and did lie. Back of the net.

          1. fluffybiscuits

            Does that mean all those football players after they score want anal?

            Im signing up for football

            PS Did anyone see that ginger lad for Galway United? Cute litltle thing <3

          2. meadowlark

            Fluffy, any man that gives you a “lingering look” (see also, eye contact) is also absolutely and undoubtedly gay.

          3. Clampers Outside!

            And I thought there was something wrong that I couldn’t maintain eye contact for too long with an attractive woman.
            Now I know my problem… I’m heterosexual.
            Damn it!

          4. Deluded

            As long as I don’t go down in the penalty area I should be alright, yeah?
            #score #sweatymeninshorts

            (For the record, where I’m from, kissing your wife in public is considered a bit gay)

          5. Cup of tea anyone?

            Skipping out of a night drinking with the lads to spend it with your missus is also horrid gay….. aparently

  2. ReproBertie

    Hugging another man means you’re gay? That’s quite the message to have been approved by the editors.

    Unless Ask Lolly is a comedy column of course and we’re just not in on the joke.

    1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      Don’t forget the lingering looks – WITH ANOTHER MAN

  3. ahjayzis

    Really one-sided, pessimistic advice.

    This could totally bring them closer together. A mutual love of cock is a great way to bond.

    #heyiz

    #gerrup

    1. Kieran NYC

      Because it’s still tough growing up being gay in some parts of Ireland.

      As perhaps evidence by this husband entering a sham marriage.

  4. Totoro

    It’s also biphobic to suggest that if he is a “double adaptor” that that somehow means that he requires, or is entitled to, extra-marital sex. Bisexual people are perfectly capable of being in monogamous relationships without sexual gratification from another gender.

    1. ahjayzis

      It also cultural appropriation. Gays invented the term, it belongs on Grindr as a descriptor, not on some dreary housewife’s moanrant.

  5. han solo's carbonite dream

    sounds fair advice to me

    I don’t see the issue with the casual outrage here.

    1. ReproBertie

      Ignoring the casual outrage how can you possibly call “You saw your husband hugging another man? He’s gay and you should leave him” fair advice?

      “Even if he is gay, bisexual, or whatever, the simple fact is that he has lied to you.” based entirely on seeing a man hug another. You see that as fair?

        1. meadowlark

          Not really.

          Let’s call it for what it is, outright stupidity.

          Or (more likely) not actually real. Do people really write into ‘agony aunts’ anymore?

          1. han solo's carbonite dream

            give the woman no credit for her intuition,
            she suspects something is wrong and clearly it is .
            Did you see the “lingering looks” that didn’t seem right to the woman who witnessed it. no. she did.

            S hook :)

          2. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            “she suspects something is wrong and clearly it is”

            True, but she doesn’t appear to give any consideration to the fact it could be her.

            Maybe she should just ask her husband like an adult.

  6. Cup of tea anyone?

    Great advice in the other column. “Give her a kiss on the cheek and thank her for a lovely night, and don’t make the mistake of telling her you would love to hook up again if you are not into her.”

    Would love to know what that was about. Maybe how to get a one nighter out the door before she becomes a clinger?

  7. rotide

    Can’t we do something about 1970’s attidudes?

    What an awful little country etc etc etc

  8. Tish Mahorey

    Maybe she piled on the weight after the wedding and kept fooling herself into thinking it was only a couple of pounds and made it impossible for him to talk to her about it.

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