Senator James Heffernan, of the Social Democrats
One evening in Temple Bar,
A Senator went for a jar,
And was found in a scene,
Where he shouldn’t have been,
Then got a lift in a cop car.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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oh? what happened?
sorry, just followed the link. don’t usually read these things…
Oh dear
“James came across a large crime scene in Temple Bar and was asked to leave. He was confused as to what had happened. He had been out socialising. He didn’t realise what was going on.”
He was confused… He had been out socialising. He didn’t realise what was going on.
I love how being ‘out socializing’ excuses any amount of of drunken stupidity.
“Socialising” is Irish media speak for being out of your head on drink.
“Had a few pints” is code for a dozen stouts and half a bottle of spirits.
typical social democrat loutish drunken waster
I’m confused
I’ll be taking the hack out’ve that from now on
if this was a Shinner they’d be all over it right Frilly?
I look forward to the usual deluded soc dem loons coming out on here to defend this
Sur even Moynes would’ve destroyed himself with that one Jung
he should resign his seat in shame…..oh I forgot that never happens in Ireland.
Your joking right? No politician from any party should resign for that. Being a drunken idiot but causing no harm, no damage and basically just being a prat is no reason to lose your job.
I am of course…
mountain out a molehill. a fella had a few beers and it is seized on as news….. there are more important things worth focusing on.
Apologies iv been up early tolling away, my sarcasm/bull poo detector is not with it yet.
of course it’s a whole load of nothing.
Can you imagine the uproar if it was any other party?
I wonder if his puke is purple
purple rain
Indeed. You’d have Mary Lou and Gerry ranting and raving about how upstanding good republicans were begin unfairly targeted and all of that nonsense…..
* Arrives late, out of breath *
My, my…… my…… my pitchfork is ready!
“Heffernan had been arrested and was released without charge an hour and a half later” – Richter scale magnitude < 2; Description: Micro; Mercalli intensity: I – Not felt except by a very few under especially favorable conditions; Average earthquake effects: Microearthquakes, not felt, or felt rarely.
Hat tip to gardai for caring about crime scene, duty executed as expected. Respect!
Bean sí for SocDems? In monastic heads.
At 8.15pm?!
I know! Light weight.
Anti social Democrats…
Socialising democrat
Did he start off in the Dail bar?
reading between the lines it sounds like he wasn’t charged because….guess
I’m guessing that it’s because you’re an idiot and the man did no harm or injury to anybody whatsoever but some members of the Gardai are total knobs.
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