32 thoughts on “Fat Rabbit Found”

  1. Tish Mahorey

    Remember when that penguin was nicked from the zoo and found wandering around the city centre later.

  6. Catherine McEntee

    @ Badzer;

    What a beauty!!!
    Would you adopt her?
    She might help me to keep you in line. :-)

  7. Catherine McEntee

    …to keep you in line

    Really?
    You think you could keep me in line?

    You can’t even draw the line.
    If you could you’d have dumped me ages ago.
    You’re as besotted as I am, and I know it.

    2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      ˙pǝʇɐɯıʇsǝɹǝʌo ǝq ʇouuɐɔ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɐ ƃuıɹɐɥs ɟo slıɹǝd ǝɥʇ

          1. SPAX

            Yeah, as holy show as inventing a girlfriend online…jaysus, could there be anything more pathetic!?!?

          2. Catherine McEntee

            You’re always putting a hex on any fun on here – your broomstick awaits, safe journey.

  9. Catherine McEntee

    Go to bed, you can’t causse us any misery, try someone else, slim pickings at this time of night i know.

    Yiu’ve fairly racked up the enemies this last few weeks, what the fk is up with you?????

  11. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    @John & SPAX;

    Mea Cupla.
    I’m in bed, more concerned about spilling me cocoa than I am about what I post here.
    I forgot to change my name back after Catherine posted something, okay?

    Why do you presume we aren’t together?
    Seems a bit daft to me.
    If she was me on-line lover I’d call her me on-line lover.
    I call her me lover.
    I love her.

    We are three two different people, whether you believe it or not.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Don’t make him go ballistic.
      You wouldn’t like him when he goes ballistic!!!!!

      1. SPAX

        goodnight now

        I’ll be around tomorrow if you fancy being turned over again

        sure bring some friends (*), why don’t you?

        (*may not actually exist)

    2. SPAX

      Haha I haven’t laughed so much since my grandad caught his mickey in the mangle

      ye big dope

      off you go now and play your games away from the big boys

      1. Catherine McEntee

        Off you go ya big dilbert, this thread wasvfir a poor little fat rabbit looking for a new home – youve been no addition to her plight have you?

        We found love on here, what’s so unusual about that? We clicked and get on like a house on fire. He’s the most caring, loving and gentle man and I’m so lucky to have found him.

        I’m sorry that you’re so unhapoy but please stop projecting it onto everyone you communicate with. Work on yourself, we all deserve a happy life.

        Good luck with all your endeavours x

        Put all your free tume into building yourviwn happiness instead of prijecting

      2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        @SPAX

        …since my grandad caught his mickey in the mangle.

        I’m sure I’m not alone in envying you of your childhood.
        The rest of us only had comic books and black ‘n’ white movies to look to when we needed such joviality, but it was very seldom as crude as your story. It was NEVER that crude.
        I can imagine the pain and embarrassment your poor Grandad was going through. That must’ve been hilarious.
        Thanks for sharing it.

        -Hey, any chance you could expand on the story a bit….You know….
        Tell us how or why you had your Grandfather wandering around the house naked for a start.
        Explain how the mangle mangled what got mangled, if you know what I Imean…Doesn’t someone have to turn a handle?
        What the Hell went on in your house?

        I’m very confused.
        I’m also looking forward to our on-line fight, where I reduce you to rubble.
        Whenever you’re ready. :-)

        1. SPAX

          Ah sure, calm down badger, wasn’t I only teasing!?! An online contest, he says! Sure what chance would In have? Me here on my own, without friend or ally, whereas you have yourself plus an array of, eh, other people that are you too.

  12. Catherine McEntee

    Well, you have numerous enemies-that takes some amount of dedication, what’s your secret? Why are you in such bad form with the world and his wife every day of the week? Do us all a favour and take a fpn day off!!!!!!

  13. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    What happened?
    I was in the jacks.

    Listen here SPAXface.
    I’ll be back here on me own, anytime. You name it.
    You won’t have someone telling me to calm down and get back into bed.

    It’ll be just me (and the other sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq) and you.
    A fair fight.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Darling, you interrupted my joke.
      We need to talk about this.
      Put down your phone.

  16. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Why don’t you say something soppy?
    It might calm things down a bit.
    On the other hand, it could make things worse.

    Something like ‘I love Catherine McEntee, I love her to bits and I know she loves me.’

    It’s the kinda thing you’d do.

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