9 thoughts on “Breakfast With Moynes

  1. Mikeyfex

    “…while European industry fueled by a tiny meal
    Is why they make cars by the Rhine
    But never by the Deel

    Would also have a worked since the Deel is the river in Rathkeale, although that would probably have only impressed me here.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’m writing these lines to reveal
    The admiration I feel
    For Moynsey’s endeavouir
    But I’m perplexed however
    Where the fupp is Rathkeale?

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    It’s not a big deal, I don’t care
    I’m not really bothered, I swear
    But if I drove a taxi
    And somebody asked me
    To take them to Rathkeale I’d ask ‘Where’?

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I could end up with egg on me face
    Oblivious to my disgrace
    But I’ll never know
    ‘Cos I’ll never go
    -It could be a wonderful place

  5. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq


    Things have turned out as I feared
    Everyone else disappeared
    It’s the same every day
    You all run away
    PS. Moynsey, get rid of that beard

  6. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    If I knew how to do it I would
    And maybe I probably should
    Make my limericks more worse
    But talent’s a curse
    You’d be as good if you could

  7. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’m asking because I don’t know
    What to do, or which way I should go
    -Doesn’t matter, whatever
    I can’t stop being clever
    Dumb it down? No, no, no, no,. no, NO

  8. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

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