A Limerick A Day

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 Republican presidential candidate, Sen. Ted Cruz, walks off the stage following a primary night campaign event, in Indianapolis last night . (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)

Former Republican presidential candidate, Senator Ted Cruz

Spread tidings of joy and great cheer
For this will be a beautiful year
It’s a damn shame to lose
A nice guy like Ted Cruz
But it’s time for the triumph of fear.

John Moynes

Pic: Darron Cummings/AP

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30 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Clampers Outside!

    Ted Cruz’s dad killed JFK…. or so Trump would have one believe….

    Trump struggles with venereal disease. It’s his ‘personal Vietnam’…. or so Cruz would have one believe….

    Lovely people.

  2. Tony

    Now that the liberals have cornered white males like rats, they are striking back through Trump. Democracy is coming to the end of its honeymoon period.

      1. MoyestWithExcitement

        Basically that it’s not angry bigots’ fault they’re angry bigots.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      @ Tony;

      In all seriousness, this ‘democracy’ you speak of … how does it end?
      …because if it isn’t done democratically I can’t see ho….
      …I mean if it’s done democratica…

      Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself here.
      -Have you ever read a book?
      -One with no pictures?

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    When Donald is out in the front
    I suspect a political stunt
    To get rid of Ted
    Must’ve cost him some bread
    [write this line yourself. I can’t do everything for you.]

    But the Democrat nominee
    Looks like it could be Hillary
    That could always backfire
    ‘Cos y’know, she’s a liar
    The sensible choice is Bernie

    So let there be no more pretence
    Trump has nothing to show in defence
    Democrats gonna win
    -But which one will get in?
    USA…Only Bernie makes sense.

    Kurlychops KFC, I would appreciate it if you voted for Bernie Saunders. You could do it on your skateboard, on your way to shops for your Mam to get Oreo’s / Twinkies / Budweiser, and / or diapers for your dog, or a gun or something.
    Just vote for Bernie.
    You messed up ONCE already. Redeem yourself now.

    (OMG, he doesn’t even know what I’m talking about, does he?)

  4. MoyestWithExcitement

    “I would rather run against Crooked Hillary Clinton than Bernie Sanders and that will happen because the books are cooked against Bernie!”

    Trump tweeted that last night. He’s going to get Sanders voters with this strategy. He really could win.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Trump is the impetus to get Democratic voters out and voting against him.
      He has little more than his own bluster left now, and it’s a long way to November.
      His support even within Republicans will dwindle between now and then.
      He will implode, just like the party he gatecrashed.

      I just hope it isn’t Hillary, (Republican-lite) who beats him.
      It should be Bernie and I hope it is.

      1. MoyestWithExcitement

        Just like Leicester City FC (ooooh, topical) people have been predicting his implosion for months. People were saying the exact same thing you were when he started leading the primary polls. ‘No way it’ll happen. He’s too crazy. It’ll fizzle out and the natural order will be returned.’ Yet here we are.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Media coverage does not equal votes, not even in Amerikay, I hope. I think.
          -Okay, it does a bit. I’ll grant you that.

          I still cannot imagine anything other than a Democratic landslide.
          It’s Hillary or Bernie, Bernie or Hillary…

          Please don’t let it be Hillary.

          1. MoyestWithExcitement

            He could beat Hillary. If she makes Elizabeth Warren her running mate though, that might make her a fairly safe bet.

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Elizabeth Warren has already sided with Bernie Saunders.
            Her stance on Wall St. precludes any support of Clinton. They’re polar opposites.

            Elizabeth Warren is Bernie Saunder’s trump card, ready in waiting.
            And when that happens it’s Game-Over for everyone else

    2. realPolithicks

      You’re nuts if you think that Bernie voters will vote for Trump. I voted for Bernie but would never in a million years vote for Trump.

      1. MoyestWithExcitement

        I didn’t say all of them. Fact is though they both grabbed the attention of angry poor people who are sick of the current system. If they can’t vote for Sanders, there’s going to be some of them voting for Trump. He has set himself up as an anti establishment man of the people who tells it like it is. You don’t have to agree that that’s what he is, but that perception most certainly exists and that anti establishment hero is probably going to face off against an archetypal career politician.

        1. MoyestWithExcitement

          Point being that lots of folks who want the political revolution Bernie kept taking about won’t vote for Clinton. Trump is already trying to win them over. Look at that tweet I posted from him. He refers to ‘Crooked Hillary’ and talks about how the game was rigged against Sanders. There’s going to be people eating that up.

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