What you may need to know:
1. Nic Cage, atom bombs, submarines and sharks.
2. The USS Indianapolis was torpedoed by the Japanese in July 1945. Only 316 members of the 1,196-strong crew survived four days in shark-infested waters.
4. Look at that poster. So much fail.
5. Probably not coming to a cinema near you.
6. Broadsheet prognosis: A Shark Tale.
Release Date: May 27.
(Mark writes about film and TV at WhyBother.ie)