A Limerick A Day



Cliffs of Moher, Co Clare, the only county not to register a same-sex marriage

I see that the county of Clare
Is an old fashioned area where
The people who smile
As they walk up the aisle
Can never be said to be quare.

John Moynes

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14 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. fluffybiscuits

    Clare is not where gays tread
    For they know it is said
    That in these modern days
    They wont marry the gays
    Cos all Clare people are inbred

    Do i win a date with Clampers now?

  2. newsjustin

    Clare must be internally homophobic. It’s a thing. The county probably doesn’t even know it.

  3. Davos

    Cheeky Moynes slagging off Clare.

    It’s lonely being the only gay in the village
    Longing for men to come rape and pillage
    I’m down here in Banner
    Please send Franc the planner
    I’ve road frontage and plenty of tillage.

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I was sitting down drinking a beer
    And got stuck on this word-puzzle here
    I used to be better
    At ‘Changing One Letter’
    But no one can change Clare to Queer

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