14 thoughts on “When Monkeys Fly Out Of My Butt

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      The Portuguese, eh? Awful dopes. Though I’d happily live on pasteis de nata. And wouldn’t turn a SuperBock down right now.

      1. rory

        It’s not like cows cough all the time, but they do cough.
        A quick google suggests 2 reasons; they could be coughing up cud, or coughing because they’re sick.
        But I’m guessing if there’s any kind of similarity to human coughing process, there’s probably some other innocuous reasons for cow’s to cough as well. Is it time for me to stop talking about cows coughing? I think it is.

    1. Deluded

      Well I’ve actually heard them cough.
      Seen them gasp and heave.
      Held them by the nostrils while dosing them with anti-liver-fluke medicine and then laughed heartily as they lashed me with phlegm and irritation.
      Portugal must be a dull place.

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