36 thoughts on “De Sunday Papers

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        I’m embarrassed now.

        I was in a restaurant earlier on tonight, and while I was waiting for my meal to arrive I fancied a read so I had it wide open… And I had a window seat.

        Damn you Sunday Times… grrrrr….
        I thought the people passing by were admiring my moustache..

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          I was wondering…eh…

          I know you’re not allowed smoke cigarettes or a pipe or a cigar in a public bar, but what if you had two cigars, or a pipe and a cigar?
          (No point in having two pipes… Get real.)

          -Serious question.
          What if you were caught sucking on two cigars at the same time in the Gents toilet? Would you get off with a fine?
          – My mate Dave needs to know before Wednesday.

    1. Frilly Keane

      I don’t think the STs picture Editor knows what you know about ladies bits Ed

      And clearly didn’t recognise the costume

    1. Caroline™

      Sean O’Rourke has six children?! How does he do it? What kind of shape is he in? I wonder does he have any tips for other busy dads.

      1. some old queen

        How does he do it?

        Pretty much the same way as most other men I expect. Would you like a diagram?


          1. some old queen

            I will try.

            I announced to my female srt8 friends that heterosexual men are not very good at gay sex.

            Despite the botox there was raised eyebrows.

    2. forfeckssake

      It’s forty under 40. You are aware that immigration from Poland began in any significant numbers in 2004 when they joined the EU. This means that the youngest Polish-Irish child of those migrants would be 12 this year.

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    My nurse says I have to bed, so I wrote a ‘poem’ about Simple Mindswho are a band from the 90s.
    It isn’t very good and that’s why I think it’s appropriate…

    Girls, open your floodgates…
    Boys, set your swimmers free…
    Go on everybody,
    Have a good long walk.
    And don’t you forget about me.

    If Jim Kerr wants to get in touch he can go and swivel. I wouldn’t write lyrics for any band he was in.

  2. rory

    25th September 1996. The last ‘Magdalene Asylums’ closed in Waterford, Ireland. They had housed what the authorities called ‘fallen women’.


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