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The Vatican says that you must
Not cling to your ancestors’ dust
Don’t keep it around
Put it deep in the ground
Or else you will find you’ve been cussed.

John Moynes

Pic: The Big Lebowski

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7 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day”

  1. Nilbert

    Sounds perfectly reasonable. The remains must go in consecrated ground.
    Unless you commit suicide or are the child a fallen woman, in which case you can be slung in a cesspit in Tuam.

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