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An injected male contraceptive has been shown to be almost 100 per cent effective

If you’ve got a date with a chick
Get down to the health centre quick
And soon you’ll give thanks
That you’re now shooting blanks
But you might feel a bit of a prick.

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

6 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. SOQ

    Errr NO!

    If you have an erection
    And don’t want an infection
    You better use protection
    On your genital section

  2. Dόn Pídgéόní

    You can’t trust men to get this though, they’ll be trying to trap women by making them have their babez.

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